Don't let the antimatter get you down

Idk what i'm doing here either

[10crowbarsintheskull]

Attack on @therussiancourier weird guys funny guys

[jarpp7]

Waiting for arrival

OUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH BACKROUND PRACTICE mmmmmmmmmmmm i think i did ok!!☝️☝️☝️

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[anna-scribbles]

nobody tells you this but you’re actually allowed to just make a feature length animatic about you and your friends in the zombie apocalypse

[anna-scribbles]

it’s going awesome. btw

[anna-scribbles]

guess who WON powerpoint night 🤭

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[lamignonette]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[demaparbat-hp]

The Cycle in Reverse Gaang is ready to save the world!

[simplyghosting]

My dearest little brother has desired that I share the meme he created with you all:

His exact words:

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

[pastebun]

important addition

[andstuffsketches]

[perryart]

Kris, please accept my apology

[irrelevant-pseudonym]

I'm a thought leader. An entrepreneur. My brain squeezes out the profoundest of ideas and the populace is duly impressed with my grandeur. I shall soon be king.

[irrelevant-pseudonym]

Yes yes yes the horror of the malevolent Soul controlling Kris and overwriting their thoughts and desires BUT

the horror of the WELL-INTENTIONED soul

I love you! I love you! We spend all day every day together! Who are you? You never do things for yourself. I have to do them, and hope that you want to do them, too.

Do you love Susie? I love Susie. Do you love Noelle? I love Noelle. Do you hate Berdly? I think he's funny.

Who are you? What do you want? Sometimes you Do Something, like blush or overperform, and it makes me so happy! I got to learn something about you! Why don't you do that more often?

Sometimes, the only way to get you to express your opinion is to hurt you. You'll mumble, or shout, or throw yourself in water or bite your hand to stop yourself from speaking. I hate hurting you. Hate making you resent me (do you resent me?)

Where do you go when you lock me away?

Why are you opening fountains?

Do you think that if I knew, I'd try to stop you?

I love you. Who are you?