[shootsay]

目を閉じて、耳をすませているキジトラさん。ごはんを持ってくる人は足音でわかるのにゃ。

The tabby cat closes his eyes and listens. He can recognize the footsteps of the person who brings the food.

[argentaevum]

[idrisbaker]

I would have a really hard time not

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This image physically tempted me

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[whatsallthisnow]

Forbidden shredded wheat

[febrezeyourvagina]

[catchymemes]

[mochimars]

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[shittysadpossumposts]

[rosarrie]

baby hippo

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

bippo…….

[stunningpicture]

[sasquatchbeefjerky]

wats he doin

[everythingfox]

kis

[christianluiten]

LEI XUE Drinking Tea, 2010

[animatedwisdom]

Bonus: 

[the-shipping-machine]

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

[mrplatypusblog]

[signalbeast]

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”