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Forgot to follow, can't find anymore. :(

I as looking for an abdl blog I forgot to follow and then I cleared my history for.... reasons and now I can't find again. It as a blog about a mommy and a little named cody. The username as something selkie I think. It had cute clothes, breastfeeding, et cetera, et cetera. If anyone knos it please help!

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Would you only want to be a mommy to a boy?

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm really only interested in boys. Best of luck to you though!

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Oh oh!! I am a little and I'm looking for a Mommy... do you have any pictures?? I'd love to talk to you!!

Hey!It's nice to hear from you. Hm, well, I'm no looking to give out any pictures at the moment. Sorry, but perhaps over time.

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On Men in Porn

     So, recently on Tumblr and numerous other sources have come out with a stand against the typical woman's body type in porn and how it is not representative of the general public. People have taken a stand against this to advocate different body types within porn and other industries. And, really, kudos to them. But what about men?      We haven't seen an instance of a men's movement for equal representation of body image. Typically, in pornographic works men are slotted into very stilited categories. Anything outside this exaggerated and slim norm is considered taboo and fetishist when shown, not represented as normal and typical in society.

     A porn becomes more available to the public, people have become obsessed with unrealistic beauty standards in both men and women. However, this has been promoted as only a problem concerning women and men's interests are being disregarded. Instead, men are told that they are the ones hypersexualizing women and making people who don't fit into the slim parameters of beauty as ugly. However, the effect women have on male body image is completely disregarded.      In fact, body dysmorphic disorder, a disorder that "consists of a preoccupation with an imagined or slight defect in appearance that causes clinically significant distress or impairment in functioning." (Philips, 2001) is just as common in men as women. Yet, we only ever hear of campaigns, such as Dove's Love Yourself, advertised to women. In fact. parodies have been made about men and how they view themselves.

      As a result of male beauty standards, women are much more likely to be critical of male appearance than vice versa. Men are much more likely to find a woman attractive than a woman is to find a man attractive. This view that men must look muscular and toned to be attractive is severely unfair to the men's rights movement.      Until this is corrected, gender disparity will continue and men and women will never be considered equals until it is acknowledged that both men and women have their rights taken away by the opposite gender, society, and themselves.

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Are you still wanting to be a Mommy?

I am. I would love to be a Mommy.

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Why do I have friends? Part I.

Friend- "Yeah but I'm sure when my lecture resumes it will to. I just want to go home" Me- "I am home. Eating jello.         Are you........jelly?"

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Illustration: Tea Cats

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Why isn't this my life?

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Ylvis - The Fox - Tay Zonday Remake

Not entierly sure how to feel about this, other than that it is beautiful MP3 on Soundcloud! http://snd.sc/1djzJlW Share on FACEBOOK! http://on.fb.me/1eHZ8tP Share on TWITTER! http://clicktotweet.com/avei2 Like My Facebook! http://...

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You know, I never go for older guys but hot damn Anderson Cooper is one fly mother. Ow, Ow, Ow, what a silver fox. Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding. And if you consider everything he's done in his life it's even more impressive. I mean, he was born into supreme wealth but still risks his life to go to the Middle East once a year to cover stories live and has been almost killed multiple times. Damn boi.

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It’s that time again! It’s what time, you ask? Why, it’s time for my IRL friends to look at me in horror and exclaim, “R.C., you spent a ridiculous amount of your own money on sex paraphernalia and you’re not even keeping any of it?! You’re crazy!” 

I am. 

I am crazy. 

CRAZY ABOUT SPREADING JOY LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX TOY SANTA, THAT IS.

It’s October, which means it’s Orgasm Awareness Month (idk I made that up last year and I’m sticking to it), which means…

Wait for it.

… It’s time for the second annual TMI Tuesday Sex Toy Giveaway! 

Last year, I gave away about $150 in sex paraphernalia and this year I’ve upped the ante. I’m very excited about this year’s haul. Are you ready for this jelly? Okay, here we go.

1 Grand Prize winner will receive:

- 1 NJOY Pure Wand (late addition to contest!) - 1 Le Reve Femme Vibe (R.C.’s personal favorite) - 1 Thunderbird Dual Action Vibrator - 1 Doc Johnson Sliders Anal Vibrator - 1 Pipedream Beginner’s Penetrix Strap-On with Dildo - 1 Mini-Miracle Wand (like the Hitachi wand, only smaller) - 1 Tenga Egg (penis masturbator) - 1 set of Ben Wa Balls - 1 bottle of spray anti-bacterial toy cleanser - 1 bottle of Vlube water-based, glycerin-free, ultra-sensitive lubricant - 1 25-pack of Crown Skinless Skin Condoms (voted #1 Best Condom by condomdepot.com 12 years in a row!) - 1 12-pack of Glyde Sheer dams in assorted flavors - 1 storage box - 1 4-pack of AA batteries - 1 4-pack of AAA batteries - 1 $25 Amazon.com gift card

2 Runners-up will receive:

- 1 Sexology Bullet (each)

RULES:

All you have to do is reblog this ONCE. You can like this post all you want, but likes will not be counted. Reblogging more than once will nothelp your chances—let’s keep this fair. No need to follow me, either (unless you want to!). This is pure charity. The best kind of charity. The orgasm charity. 

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. I will not have angry parents suing me or coming after me in the night.

The contest will close on November 12th. Got that? Five weeks from today (Oct 8) I will choose a winner at random (by compiling everyone’s Tumblr handle, assigning each one a number, and using a random number generator) and send their care package of awesome just in time for the holidays! 

I will ship anywhere. Europe, Asia, Gallifrey — wherever. This is not limited to US/North America.

Please share this with all your followers and friends! Get ‘em in on the fun. 

RECAP:

- Over $250 of toys, lube, cleanser, condoms/dams, and an Amazon.com gift card for one lucky winner - 1 Sexology Bullet to two runners-up - Contest ends November 12th, 2013 - Must be 18+ (or the legal age in your country) - Only one reblog is counted - All winners will be chosen at random

That pretty much covers it. So, get to reblogging and signal boosting, and I’ll see you all in a month’s time with our winners.

GOOD LUCK!

(Any questions regarding this giveaway can be directed here. Please note: Not everything that is included in the grand prize is shown in the above image.)

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Ice Capps

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So, I want to be a Mommy

Hm, I don't really know how it came about but the entire thing has really grown on me. I think having a little would be an incredible opportunity. The ability to nurture someone, protect them, and love them are really appealing to me. I'm not interested in AB/DL; not that I think it's weird or wrong, just that it's not for me. But having a little between 6-11 age would be really fun. I'm rather new to this all so if anyone is willing to recommend some people to follow or give me some advise I'd be jubilant to the point of hyperactivity. Thanks Tumblr!