Is This Blasphemous?

A guide to saving your immortal soul

[is-this-blasphemous]

hi, would you mind making a disclaimer post saying that you are not actually a priest or theologian or anything? just because i have seen a few people send asks for religious guidance where it seems like they believe you are one, and i don't think it would be good to accidentally trick people to place their trust in you on that. i know you kind of imply it in your pinned post and elsewhere, but imo it would be good to say it plainly as it can be easy to misread things. thank you & have a lovely weekend

You are right, my child. I am neither a priest nor a theologian. And I would never wish to mislead anyone into believing the contrary. All judgements or advisements provided within this space do not adhere to any orthodoxy, but are simply products of my own meditations

I thank you, my child, for thinking of & stepping forward to protect your brothers and sisters from believing otherwise. And for allowing me this chance to provide some clarity

[is-this-blasphemous]

Tried to draw the lady of sorrows and the good shepard as like one of those mother-son photos some people take and I think I drew mother Mary TERRIBLY, I want to crawl in a hole because of it

(Note: I did not intend to draw her terribly, I am just horrible at drawing middle aged people)

Do not be discouraged, my child. The creation of art relies solely on continuous practice and repetition. I am sure your next attempt will come out more to your liking. And the one after that more so. Continue in your efforts and you will eventually be able draw The Lady of Sorrows in a manner you will find satisfactory

[dragon-in-a-fez]

logging on to steam dot com to find out Christians have invented a new kind of blasphemy again

[gothic-twink]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

Yes, my child. The title alone is indeed quite blasphemous. I would not recommend that anyone of the faith should spend their earnings to support such a game.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention @gothic-twink

[gallusrostromegalus]

The 1969 Easter Mass Incident

Content Warnings: Religion, food, symbolic cannibalism, symbolic gore, penis mention, Blasphemy, SO MUCH BLASPHEMY, weapons, war mention.  Mind the warnings and your health always comes first. Its a HILARIOUS story, I promise.

As always, all the names have been changed to protect people’s identities.  This is a long one, so Press J now if you want to skip it.

When my dad was a young man and still a practicing catholic, he participated in a small church communion that nearly got him and six other people excommunicated.

Father Patrick ran a small church outside of California Polytechnical and tended to be… rather more liberal in his interpretations of scripture than most of the church was, which made him something of a hit with the local students and liberally-inclined populace.  Pat went to all manner of civil demonstrations, condemned the shit out of the vietnam war and the politics that lead to it and so on.  In January of 1969 a series of incidents lead him to start exploring “nontraditional” means of holding Mass as a means of reaching out to his community and exploring his own faith, which ultimately culminated in the 1969 Easter Mass Incident.

For those of you who weren’t raised catholic, Communion is this ritual where you become one with Jesus by eating a really horrible bland wafer cookie and taking a shot of wine (called hosts), which then *literally* become the flesh and blood of jesus in your mouth, allowing him to become one with you.  It’s big McFucking deal, and you have the opportunity to take communion at every mass.  All this had to be explained to me second-hand because after this and Dad’s 51 days in the army, Dad decided he wouldn’t inflict religion on any children he might have in the future.

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“Hey dad,” Six-year old me asked the first time he told me this story after my practicing friends were talking about getting wine at church. “Isn’t that cannibalism?”

“We’re getting to that.”  He waved.

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[icewingassasin]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

YES. THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS. SO VERY BLASPHEMOUS, MY CHILD. BUT I CANNOT STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING AS I READ IT

[synthient]

where's Crucifixion Kaiba on this easter

[voidsparkk]

this one?

[synthient]

[is-this-blasphemous]

I imagined I would be accustomed to the strange traditions of this site from hell by now, but they always somehow find a way to surprise me

[liberalsarecool]

This Pope is not staying silent on Trump's Epstein War. #SundaySermon #PopeLeo

[loveu2themoonandtosaturn]

i was really worried this might not be real because it seemed too good to be true so finding multiple news sources with the quote really reminded me not everything sucks

https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-leo-says-god-rejects-prayers-leaders-who-wage-wars-2026-03-29/

[wolfythewitch]

Commission

[is-this-blasphemous]

@ethereal-wolf Thank you, my child, for sharing this with me. It is truly heart warming

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[ollie-the-fae]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

They… do make a good point, my child. I does seem quite insensitive now that I think about it

[blincolnmanga2]

[is-this-blasphemous]

This is most certainly blasphemous, but I am very much interested to see where such an act this may lead

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Actually, I lied. Let's do the Holy Ghost too!

Does the Holy Ghost eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 13

[winterbonesthings]

@is-this-blasphemous is this question blasphemous, and is it more blasphemous to have voted yes or no?

[is-this-blasphemous]

…Yes, my child. The question itself is blasphemous and those who voted Yes have in turn committed a blasphemy themselves. It would perhaps have been better for those who voted No to have simply not participated in this poll, but having done so is not blasphemous in and of itself.

But what truly troubles me most about this poll is how it has represented the Holy Spirit is represented as a dove and yet the denizens of this site from hell still saw fit to vote yes. It is…unsettling

[depsidase]

[illegal-wall-dragons]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

I quite adore this, my child. Had I come across it myself I would be most tempted to purchase it. However I do believe that it would technically qualify as blasphemy according to church doctrine.

That being said, I do not think it wrong to enjoy things such as this. If this helps your enjoyment in the celebration if the nativity, I think perhaps a little blasphemy in the accuracy of representative figures can be forgiven

[guerrillatech]

[theunusualchameleon]

@is-this-blasphemous thoughts?

[is-this-blasphemous]

This is both horrific and blasphemous news, my child. I do not understand why anyone would desire to practice at church who defers the questions of its practitioners to a soulless machines, much less one shrouded with the face of The Good Shepherd himself.

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[archer-bro]

We’re reaching levels of heresy that shouldn’t even be possible!

[anomymous2]

@is-this-blasphemous

I’m sorry

[is-this-blasphemous]

I truly wish I could say that this is the worst post I have been subjected to during my time here on this site from hell, my child, but I am not so fortunate.

All I shall say about this post is that I believe I may have already encountered some of the practitioners of this cult on this very site, judging solely from the… intensity with which they speak about The Good Shepherd

[is-this-blasphemous]

Hello! I hope you’re not too busy, and still around… This is a little time sensitive but I suppose it doesn’t matter that much!

For a class art project, we had to take a painting and add our own interpretation to it. In my case, I took Melozzo da Forli’s “Angel Playing the Lute” (15th century)… and remade it into Weird Al. Twice over.

Is this blasphemy in any form? I also plan on selling them should the opportunity arise. (Additionally, debating the titles “Evangelic-AL” and “Orthodoxic-AL”. I feel that might get a few people upset.)

Hello, my child. What a wonderful question. Personally, while I am of the option that “Angle Playing the Lute” is a wonderful painting, but I would not consider it to be a sacred work. I do not believe that the mere act of depicting an angle in a work of art makes that work of art intrinsically blessed. Therefore, I would not consider the parody of such works an act of blasphemy.

I wish you well with your current venture, my child. I know of at least a few within my own circle that would enjoy such a work. As for the title, I do enjoy "Evangelic-AL”

[bb-batterbillar]

Huzzah! My chances aren’t ruined after all! I’m very excited to submit them.

Here are 2/3 pieces in question! My last one is still… in progress.

[is-this-blasphemous]

Well done, my child! You’ve done an excellent job in capturing both the style and feel of the original painting along the likeness Mr. Yankovic. It is quite a marvel to look at! I am sure that your last entry into this trilogy will be your best work yet.

Thank you, truly, for sharing this with me. I wish you all the best

[is-this-blasphemous]

Hello! I hope you’re not too busy, and still around… This is a little time sensitive but I suppose it doesn’t matter that much!

For a class art project, we had to take a painting and add our own interpretation to it. In my case, I took Melozzo da Forli’s “Angel Playing the Lute” (15th century)… and remade it into Weird Al. Twice over.

Is this blasphemy in any form? I also plan on selling them should the opportunity arise. (Additionally, debating the titles “Evangelic-AL” and “Orthodoxic-AL”. I feel that might get a few people upset.)

Hello, my child. What a wonderful question. Personally, while I am of the option that “Angle Playing the Lute” is a wonderful painting, but I would not consider it to be a sacred work. I do not believe that the mere act of depicting an angle in a work of art makes that work of art intrinsically blessed. Therefore, I would not consider the parody of such works an act of blasphemy.

I wish you well with your current venture, my child. I know of at least a few within my own circle that would enjoy such a work. As for the title, I do enjoy "Evangelic-AL”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Catholics were boycotting tumblr, so the CEO tried to appease them by declaring the first Tuesday of every month Official Jesus Tuesday. During that day, the dashboard layout temporarily changed so all the posts were surrounded by pictures of muscular naked Jesus.

[teaboot]

And with your help we can make this possible

[kisnroses]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

Yes, my child. I do believe an addition of this sort would be most welcome here however. For the one thing I have learned from my time on this site from hell is that the shades that reside in this place do really seem to find The Good Shepherd most… compelling

[teaboot]

Catholic art fucks mad heavy even though Jesus was all about forgiveness n shit. Can you imagine if he died pissed

[jonnestt]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

No, my child. While I would not express it myself in such a manner, I must agree that the Catholics have produced some wonderful art.

I don’t agree however that a version of The Good Shepherd seeking revenge would be an improvement. Such an interpretation could be considered heretical