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That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

toastbutteregg

in 3 years @isnt

great-tweets

👀

monkeysaysficus

They have nine beverages between the two of them

polychromehana

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

jessthecheesewitch

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

queen-rot

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

jessthecheesewitch

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hannibb

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

banishedquasiroyal-deact

FUCK silverfish

daystxlker

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

banishedquasiroyal-deact

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

daystxlker

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

banishedquasiroyal-deact

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

booty-clappin-deactivated201807

where do you think the name came from

banishedquasiroyal-deact

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

timurmurtazin

>implying endermen aren’t real

banishedquasiroyal-deact

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

amosseleznev92

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pochowek

straightwhiteboystexting

all-i-see-thesedays

I came across this boy on Tinder pretending to be Olympic Diver Tom Daley…

shinyebooks

purephaser

jhosk92

that’s it that’s the entire series

stimman4000

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aquatixwitch

What the fuk.

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

girl WHAT

beeefy

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

ryanthedemiguy

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

freudiandip

what kind of eyes do y’all have

yuripink

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

thecommonchick

humofnight

i love one (1) disaster wizard

curlicuecal

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.