Michael

Warmane, Subnautica, Half-Life, Star Trek, Gay gamer, and gay everything else too. Prefer any pronouns, except Trumper. I am consistently inconsistent about when and how much I post about a particular thing. Especially games. Will hyper fixate halfway through a game and then move on to do something else instead and post about that and F the discontinuity of it all :)

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first time ever seeing this world boss EVER on any server in all the fuckin' years ive played this dumbass game.

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rereading the animorphs is wild as an elder millenial

it is so dramatic, and like horrific under its young adult exterior.

Also the one im on was released in the US in 1996 and in it, a double caff latte from starbucks was $2.95, almost the most unbelievable part of the whole dang thing

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i think i might have a crush on my cats vet? They are a giant nerd even on the Vets website page, and some very light facebook stalking (meaning i saw they had a facebook and did some animal fundraising for their bdays for the last couple years) im pretty sure that im gonna make some excuses to at least call and ask questions, even if i dont bring my cat in for visits bc thats expensive.

My last crush fizzled bc i came to my senses, but this one.. the website for the vet clinic is all 'meet our veterinarians!" and every single one except his mentions being married with kids and the usual hetero-normative nonsense, and his talks about their work in small animal clinics, his specialization with felines, his love of new zealand and his love of building custom gaming PCs. Also hes my age, and he's cute and I want some. How does one ask their vet if they are interested in men and also if they want to get some coffee with a man who wants to talk about something besides how geriatric their cat is?

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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started watching Suits waaaay late.

Im on season 2 now.

Harvey is cool but I hate his hair. Luis fucking sucks idc. Donna is obviously amazing. Jessica is a queen. She is magnificent. Rachel is funny and smart and hot. Mike is one of the dumbest smartest people in the world.

The lawyering is cool but the love shit is so boring. So far at least, its relatively minimal.

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wtf s2e5 i just said Donna is amazing and now this?!

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started watching Suits waaaay late.

Im on season 2 now.

Harvey is cool but I hate his hair. Luis fucking sucks idc. Donna is obviously amazing. Jessica is a queen. She is magnificent. Rachel is funny and smart and hot. Mike is one of the dumbest smartest people in the world.

The lawyering is cool but the love shit is so boring. So far at least, its relatively minimal.

[catchymemes]

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I only watch the 3 min videos from people whom i trust to not send me utter nonsense (unless its videos from that account that sticks spongebob in random movies, im always here for that shit).

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thanks to the internet every time i hear the flower duet its always

biiiiitch what the fuck biiiiitch what the fuck

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[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

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lookin' at you 2026

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Am enthralled by this visualization NASA shared of Artemis II's path through space. The most mathematically accurate little dance. <3

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[soldierboys]

THE BOYS 5.01 Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite

[aenslem]

Have you seen the memes? THE BOYS | 5.01

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haha fuck you homelander!

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

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ah my god

(i love chipotle) jk I found someone with the dyslexic version of my tank name

The stranger with dyslexia ^

my tank ^