Bubble Butts and Coconuts

Welcome. I reblog funny stuff and may even have a good original every few weeks...or years.

[secretoctopus-deactivated201912]

I don’t think MTV’s audience is dumb. I don’t think young people in general are dumb or stupid or shallow. I love my generation. I really do. I believe that the “internet generation” (or “cyber generation” if you want to sound even lamer) is very misunderstood and underestimated. What many older people dismiss as my generation’s short attention spans, I see it as young people’s hunger for density, demanding that every second of material that you give them is worthy of their time. This challenge, though daunting, is a good thing. It pushes art forward.

Bo Burnham (via hamburglr)

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[isaacdaltonashley]

#this isnt a fucking contest rapunzel

[willowsfolly]

I don’t know if anyone outside of my town really realises that a second Spongebob movie is being made, and Antonio Banderas is a pirate in it.

They were filming this on what is basically our main street downtown and I can’t describe how surprised I was and how hard I laughed when I looked up and saw Antonio Banderas barrelling down the street on a pirate ship as he screamed.

I just thought the world needed to know about this momentous occasion

[hippiehoetep]

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

[iamjustreallyboreddude]

FUCK NO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A TIME MY BEST GUY FRIEND GRABBED MY BOOB ON ACCIDENT. WE WERE JUST FUCKING AROUND CLIMBING UP A ROCK CLIFF THING THAT WE PROBABLY SHOULDN’T OF BEEN AROUND AND I...

[hpinsults]

[orangememesicle]

I’m twelve years old again.

[fuckyeahprettybooks]

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

[torveela]

im laughing SO HARD rgiht now omg this was on my local news feed and i can t

[inverted-typo]

I just realized something important. 

I was watching this episode AND LOOK AT RAVEN’S EYES. 

She technically doesn’t have any eyebrows. They’re just her second pair of eyes—only closed. My mind has been blown

[camalilium]

I don’t know whether to be amazed or creeped out.

[zohbugg]

HOW DID I NEVER GET THIS OMG BRILLIANCE

[skypestripper]

u cant sit with us

[animals-riding-animals]

crab riding crab

[eatthekidsfirst]

TO BATTLE

[isaacdaltonashley]

So annoying

Mom keeps calling me gay and hitting me with her purse, which is last season btw *scoff*

[isaacdaltonashley]

His breathing was becoming more hollow. We was laying over my lap and I held him in my arms as the last ounce of life left him.  “I should’ve listened,” he breathed  Tears welled up in my eyes as I shook my head. “Yes,” he muttered, “I should’ve just listened…”  He lurched and took in deep short breathes and muttered his last words.

"Trix are for kids" 

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

"How are your grades?"

"What are you doing at university?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you leave uni?"

[bunney]

accidentally typing “liek” instead of “like”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[asentientcicada]

[fuckyeahmcrgifs-blog]

[alessiapelonzi]

“We have to distrust each other. It’s our only defense against betrayal.” 

Tennessee Williams

I’ve drawn these two little doodles yesterday night, lying on my bed, while I was trying in vain to sleep.

[illkim]

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it