[monstermelodies]

Evil Dead II (1987)

[aidashakur]

when I tell y’all I DIED

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Severus Snape was the 5th member of The Beatles.

[space-finally]

[jakemorph]

oh mr sandman… kill uncle ben… make him the trauma behind spider men…

[imposterogers]

my entire attitude towards nick fury has shifted completely and i’m so glad. like yah he was a badass before but now that we canonically know he’s the absolute softest person in the room, its so much better. he swooned over a cute kitty. he immediately acknowledged that it meant a lot to him that carol came back to save him even tho he had sorta sold her out. he instantly had sympathy for the skrulls and when talos was injured, called him “friend” despite knowing him for such a short amount of time. after seeing what an amazing pilot maria was, he offered her a position at shield w no hesitation. he took in the space cat that blinded him in one eye and let her stay in his office. he basically named the avengers initiative after carol. i’m just??? he’s a sweetheart and i love it. 

[jammerjenny]

It also means that his dark and edgy facade that has been established over the past decade is really just him trying to look cool and not admit he lost his eye to a cat and thats the funniest shit ever

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[cryingblogger]

ignoring men is self care

[lifeofcynch]

ignoring people like op is self care

[virgoassbitch]

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[lamborb]

i… made a cross stitch inspired by this post….

it was a christmas present for a friend. he loved it. thanks op

[somecutething]

[coconutwatersheetmask-deactivat]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

Oh my god…

[orangeree]

nobody:

zak bagans: I’m sending Aaron in alone

[mipeltaja]

This gif is fucking me up because it looks like the branch clips through the railing on the right-hand side.

[203y]

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[jturn]

Oh these! They’re call dummy cucumber cheeks

[stachionalgeographic]

I mean. What did you google to find the image???

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.

So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.

She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.

On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”

She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”

I’m like O_O ……….

[peacchidrops]

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny