Not Dying like a shit dog in the streets

| Name: Isabell Kraus | Nickname: Issy | Martial Status: Single | Age: 20 | Gender: Female | Height: 5'11" | Weight: 183.6lbs | Scouting Legion | Sexuality: Pansexual | Friend: Koldan | Favourite Colour: Blue | Favourite drink: Tea |

[gunnerdecody-blog]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES

[manda]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

[bellamyyoung]

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

[friendly-pedophile]

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

[the-funkiest-penguin]

You kinky son of a bitch.

[toycarousel]

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

[whyiseveryonefalling-deactivate]

[carryonmyconsultingtimelord-dea]

Visit Original Link

[isabell-fighting-like-a-dude]

The Avengers Theme - Violin Cover [x] 

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[snklover]

アルミン | ロニー 

[littlebadger]

Your muse finds mine like this:

What is your muse’s reaction?

[the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown]

[x]

[reiner--braun]

リハビリ by カゼ

[isabell-fighting-like-a-dude]

Marvel Universe Quote Starters

"An argument could be made for 15."

"He's adopted."

"I understood that reference."

"Do I look to be in a gaming mood?"

"I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping."

"On your left"

"Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"

"Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable."

"But I knew him."

"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!"

"Trust my rage."

"Thank God! ... I'm so sorry."

"Admit it: you need me. We're connected."

"Seriously, I don't even like working here. They are so weird."

"Who's the hot mess now?"

"I'm sorry, did I disturb your selective napping?"

"Well, you haven't been near his arms."

" I think that's beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle."

"If I need a gun, I'll take one."

"Poor thing, he's always getting knocked out, isn't he?"

"People believe what they want to believe to justify their actions."

[spherio]

if marco is alive i really hope he makes a big entrance like i hope jean is about to be killed by a titan and is saying “marco…marco…” then marco just swings down from the trees and slays the titan and yells “POLO MOTHERFUCKER”

[fatalistic-winchesters]

Reblog if you'd date someone who doesn't have a thigh gap or a flat stomach

I want to prove something to my sister who is being a real bitch about my weight and telling me nobody will ever want me

[sonvoeux]

Reblog if

[isabell-fighting-like-a-dude]

you’re open to roleplay the following:

● abuse ( emotional, physical, drug etc.)

● crime ( murder, kidnapping, theft etc.)

● action ( fighting, races, weapons etc.)

● relationships as ( enemies, gangs etc.)

[ntendos-deactivated20160229]

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

[prince-snoozy]

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER AND YOU’RE NOT A LIL BITCH

[reiner--braun]

ツイッターログ2 by はとやま

[burgertv]

there is a secret tumblr feature that allows you to not see any posts that you don’t want to see. it’s so great that it is going to blow your mind. don’t want to see my selfies? boom fixed. don’t want to see answered questions? say no more. are you ready? here it is:

[plotsforall]

Plot 60 : Room 133

[plotsforall]

Muse A has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital, and is currently undergoing a long term evaluation. Muse B is a volunteer at the hospital. They bring the families of the residents anything they may need, sit with patients that have no visitors, or simply act as a good listener when needed. A doctor on staff directs Muse B to Muse A, explaining that Muse A is very much alert, but does not respond to anyone that attempts to interact with them. The doctor suggests that Muse B sit with Muse A on the next day, perhaps reading them a novel or telling stories in the hopes that a fresh face who is neither staff nor patient will garner a positive response. Muse B signs in the following day with a copy of their favorite book in hand and sits at Muse A’s side to read. Muse A does not respond for days on end, but one afternoon they finally make eye contact with Muse B, the hint of a smile on their features, looking forward to continuing the story. Muse B is overwhelmed by the small gesture, suddenly hit by the realization that in spite of Muse A’s complete and utter silence, they have grown incredibly fond of them. As the novel progresses, so does the connection between volunteer and patient. Only when the last page has been read aloud does Muse A finally speak to Muse B.

Option 1 : Muse A has been faking all along in hopes of using insanity as their defense in a criminal court case against them. Muse B discovers this and is embarrassed and heartbroken.

Option 2 : Muse B confesses their feelings to Muse A, who reciprocates and in turn informs Muse B of the reason for their admittance to the hospital. Muse B promises to stand by Muse A, no matter what happens.

[rpaskboxmemes-deactivated202004]

If I get 12 'SING' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Singing

Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.