PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins
DEAR READER

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art blog(derogatory)
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism

Kiana Khansmith

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Keni
KIROKAZE

Discoholic 🪩

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@isabelle-gghh
At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is.
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
dan af
what if in like a year dan just randomly posts a pic of him and phil in front of this nice house with dan holding a shibu inu puppy with the caption “new house!” and no explanation
Some things I’ve learned in the CBT clinics I’ve been going to regarding anxiety that I thought might be helpful to some.
I need to show that panic disorder one to a lot of people wow
THIS THIS THIS THIS
I’ve never seen a post about social anxiety which includes the bit about being REALLY outgoing in order to mask imperfections, which is EXACTLY what I do. This is a really great overview of the different anxieties and phobias.
PLEASE SHARE THIS MORE
Egg Recipe
Difficulty: egg
Time: egg
Ingredients:
egg
eight whole egg
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Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
Who will die on the titanic?
Aries- no Taurus- no Gemini- no Cancer- no Virgo- no Libra- no Scorpio- no Sagittarius- no Leo- yes Capricorn- no Aquarius- no Pisces- no
The only zodiac post I will ever reblog
High School Musical and Tumblr
Dan is getting some puppy love. 🐶💕
“When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along” - My mother’s words on me being transgender.
THIS IS MASTER MATERIAL FOR A MOVIE
Probably Dan's Funeral
Eulogist: But don’t cry for him. Remember Dan for all the happy times, the fun times. Remember Dan for who he was.“
*screen starts playing hello internet*
Dan: *opens coffin and leaves*
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Remus Lupin
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Sirius Black
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: James Potter
Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Lily Evans
Sinnamon roll: Peter Pettigrew
💙 #WILD DAY 1: UNLOCK ME 💙http://we.tl/ee67uo4pKH
hey everyone who reblogs this will get a fictionalized telling of how they’ll meet their soul mate
(i need to practice my writing skills)
(note of caution: i wrote ‘PRACTICE my writing skills’ like you’re probably not going to end up with some rainbow rowell material okay? oaky great)
guys i cant do this if your ask box isnt open. this is like working in customer service.
Even if you can’t change the world, you can change individuals
Dan Howell, making me feel proud af (via damhowell)