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candystrippers-deactivated20190

I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

Relatable, kid, relatable.

elvenferretots

I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

theequeerstrian

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.

wickedclothes

Cat Battle Armor

Prepare your cat for battle with this comfortable, flexible leather armor set. Whether your furry friend is stepping onto the battlefield to hunt tasty birds and rodents, or is trying to defend itself from pesky neighborhood cats, this armor will offer optimal protection. Sold on Etsy.

gailcarriger

just a little Victorian writing humor for you today.

ameliahcrowley

Her eyes dropped modestly to the floor. He picked them up and gave them back to her.

valtsv

magicpony45

My contribution

babyanimalgifs

A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs.

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