I Saw It On TV

Fuck you, I'm going to Hollywood - Snake Plissken

[nevver]

Bat labels

[isawitontv]

Back To The Dragon

It wasn’t our first choice, but we weren’t really in the choosing mood. We tried the Flame Broiler, but they were cash only for the day. So, we went around the corner to Dragon. 

I got orange chicken again. It was par for the course. Crunchy, saucy, it did the job.

The coworkers and I have been going there quite a lot lately. I guess cause it’s so cheap. You know what they say, don’t be cheap like your father. 

Oh.

Anyways, let’s take a look at my fortune.

Oh thanks, but I just ate. 

[sci-universe]

Neil’s words from the last episode of “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey”

[itsokaytobesmart]

Same.

[isawitontv]

Food Club

Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim and Jason Woliner with Swab Yang eating food and rating restuarants is the best.

[isawitontv]

I need to start watching Fallon. I also need to start using this Tumblr again. 

[neonir]

DAYMAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

CHAMPION OF THE

SUN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE

AND FRIENDSHIP

FOR EV ERY ONE!

[isawitontv]

He is real!

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Kristen Stewart's lighter at Franklin & Co Tavern

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[iheartchaos]

Watch the new Doctor Who 50th anniversary prequel minisode. It’ll make you feel like you’re playing a Sega CD game.

[radondoran]

Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).

[isawitontv]

My friend's triplets dressed as three Michael J. Fox's. 

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The Millers

The Millers is the worst use of talent in television right now. You have Will Arnett who was great in Arrested Development, Margot Martindale who won an Emmy for her amazing role on Justified and Beau Bridges who replaced Don S. Davis on Stargate SG-1. And it's not their fault. The writing is generic stale gags and wannabe gross out/crude humor. 

There seems to be no heart in the show. It's supposed to be a family comedy I guess, but everybody seems to hate everybody and when there is a 'loving' moment it feels fake. 

All in all, it's just fart jokes and incessant bickering and old people acting unfunnily senile. It's hard to watch. If you have it on your DVR and haven't watched it yet, don't.

[isawitontv]

Jason Jones settles a major policy debate with the help of Harvey Keitel and Johnny Knoxville.

[laughingsquid]

Bill Nye Dances Like a Robot to Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ in His Final ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Performance

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Big Bird and Oscar

I saw Big Bird and Oscar on ice in the 80’s. Tonight, I saw ‘Big Bird’ and ‘Oscar’ on Colbert. They didn’t sound like Big Bird or Oscar. In fact, their voices sounded like voices trying to sound like voices. I miss Cookie Monster. He loved cookies, but now he tolerates vegetables to enjoy a cookie every now and then. My grandfather didn’t smoke cigars so we could outlaw cigarettes. He smoked cigars because they’re delicious, fuck your agenda.

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Other Takes of Charlie's Song from last night's Always Sunny

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