𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐒

𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃, 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑/𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝟐𝟒 (𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑑, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙) 𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗬　　　 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 : 　𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘥

[isayomerced]

🌺 — ISABELA YOLANDA MERCED is TWENTY-FOUR years old. an ACTRESS and SINGER, she is known for her roles in film and television as well as her music career. when she's not working on set or in the studio, she spends her time in THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, LOS ANGELES, california. her pronouns are SHE/HER and she identifies as bisexual. she is currently SINGLE.

• 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 best friend/soulmate → SELENA GOMEZ best friends → BARBARA PALVIN, ALEXA DEMIE safe person → sibling-like bond → DAKOTA JOHNSON opposites attract (platonic) → mentor & mentee → co-workers → protective dynamic → partner in crime → chaos buddies/godmother to his daughter → PETE DAVIDSON kindred spirits → KIM TAEHYUNG

• 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 friends to lovers → one night stand → friends with benefits → fake dating → secret relationship → right person, wrong time → forbidden romance → emotionally unavailable x hopeless romantic → private but intense → one fell first, the other fell harder → whirlwind romance → mutually obsessed →

• 𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄

former friends → ex-partners → mutual resentment → one-sided hatred → unresolved history → toxic attachment → bad influence →

[kmnamjns]

JOON: absolutely not. i'd rather be blissfully ignorant when it comes to that. a cat? though, that does remind me of maddie's eevee outfit... JOON: yeah, exactly. like a scooby doo type feast. he's like if scooby doo was human.

[isayomerced]

ISABELA: hold up, hold up, hold up!! she dressed up as eevee? why is that the cutest thing i've ever heard? asking purely out of curiosity... but can you get a meowth costume? ISABELA: imagine being able to eat that much food and still look snatched. 😒😒

[nhcrns]

got to admire the confidence. you've got a good point on that. i reckon a paper map wouldn't be a top target and even if he was, can he even actually turn? guess we'll have to have a moment of silence for boots then. but now tell me - what if swiper got into the mix? could be a good one to have on your side in this kind of setting, no? the map probably would be her downfall, yeah. one bad timing look and the next thing she'd know, she's surrounded. trust me, there was a lot of heartbreak on this end, too. wasn't an easy time at all but do appreciate you sticking with us. i know we all went in our own ways but should show that we were a lot more than just the band, you know?

[isayomerced]

well, i don't see you giving me any praise, so i have to give myself a little sugar. but imagine if map got bitten by a clicker. would he turn into clicker map? which is kind of terrifying considering he randomly floats in the air half the time. wait, so boots didn't make it? aw, shucks. here i was hoping he'd at least survive until season three. really? swiper? you think he's intelligent enough to survive this "last of dora" universe? don't you think he'd stab her in the back the second he got the chance? exactly, so in conclusion to your original question, no, i don't think dora would survive in a zombie infested world. may she rest in peace and continue helping people find their way to cupcake mountain in heaven. and that's completely understandable. you were all so young with an insane amount of pressure on your shoulders. i'm just happy you all eventually found your own voices. of course but look at you now: successful, thriving and not a single drop of bleach in sight. love that for you.

[mvnsugas]

private: i mean, i'm never against a good distraction once in awhile especially with you. i do enjoy your company a lot. that's true and i do like having things to look forward to. oh, i'm sure you did. i did like the outfit you wore that day when we were alone as well.

[isayomerced]

PRIVATE: so i left an impression? you can't see me right now, but i promise i'm giving myself a pat on the back. so, what are you looking forward to at the moment besides fish and chips? god, i'm so jealous you're in london right now. the catwoman outfit? well.. i had to spoil you.

[kmtaehyvng]

you're welcome~ you know even when i'm busy, i'd make time for you. i know! i wish we could have spent more time together for longer. i always miss you when we are apart. yup! in august, we'll be back in the US. things are fine on my end. yes! i've been so happy about it. i keep looking at the ring and have been making sure to tell others close to me that i'm engaged.

[isayomerced]

but how is that even possible? because of the time difference, i always end up getting your voicemail and i'm just going to say it.. i don't understand a single word you're saying. and that's the thing, i feel exactly the same way. i miss you so much, so the next time you come to the states, i'm officially claiming you for at least a day or two. you have no idea how happy it makes me to see you genuinely happy for once. you deserve it so, so much.

[harrysestyles]

so where do i ship the tickets to the são paulo shows? because i think you showing up for a show or two, would be a real treat for both of us. i'm certain all those post performance endorphins and adrenaline could make for a night to remember. i think that could be a good time, don't you agree? [ @isayomerced ]

[isayomerced]

you can send them to the second star to the right and straight on till morning, because you must be delusional if you think i'm flying all the way to são paulo just to watch one of your shows. and while we're at it, i'm pretty sure the good time you're hinting at is a one way feeling. you have fun, though.

[mvnsugas]

private: you're welcome. hey, i'm always here if you need to relieve any stress and just enjoy yourself for awhile. yeah, i'm glad he at least let you know that. just something that is weighing hard on me at the moment that i can't do much about. i mean, i wasn't thinking about it at all the other night with you so thanks for that.

[isayomerced]

PRIVATE: well, i know that feeling all too well, but sometimes a little distraction is the way to go. at least then you know there's still something good to look forward to. and you're very welcome, sweetie. to be fair, i got something out of it too.

[isayomerced]

so, my sweet innocent bear, thank you so much for letting me spend time with you, even though i know you're super busy. i wish i could stay, but alas, work has summoned me. but you're coming back to the US soon, right? how are things? are you still on cloud nine after getting popped the big question?

[kmnamjns]

JOON: i'd personally put it in a... nicer way, but yes, kind of. although, i heard some commotion coming from yoongi's room the other night. i can only assume that's what you were doing with him. he is our cat. JOON: they had every right to. kook is like that vacuum from the teletubbies when he sees food.

[isayomerced]

ISABELA: do you really want me to kiss and tell about what i did with yoongi? i did dress up as a cat, though. i'm kidding... but also not really. ISABELA: oh my god, the visual i just got after reading that. so if i ever want tae all to myself, i should just present him with a feast worthy of the gods, and then he'll be occupied for hours? duly noted.

[oscarihe]

you drove it? isabela... me va a dar un patatús. you're going to kill me one day, i swear to god. of course i'll come fix it this weekend, but only after a well-earned lecture. and after i get answers about this trip? forget spidey-senses, my dad instincts are kicking in, so let's skip me for now.

[isayomerced]

but did i die? don't you spanish me, papa. we both know that whenever you try to get stern with me, i hear about half of it, then translate the rest into what i want you to say. perks of having a positive mindset. not the lecture.. can we skip to the part where you hug me and tell me you're proud of me anyway? trust me when i tell you that you do not want the details about the trip.

[valzeneres]

how many people still bring up dora the explorer to you when they speak to you? do a lot of people come up to you and say ¡hola, soy dora! or something equally lame? don't get me wrong, i loved dora so much, because i'm all about more latin mainstream characters, honestly. but i just feel like it would get old if people brought dora up a lot to me if i played her. enough about that, though. i heard you're going to be in the house of the dead live action film? please tell me that's true, because i loved that game. // @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

you'd think i'd get tired of it but at the same time it's my own fault. and honestly, i should've known it would turn into my most well known character. lowkey praying that i still have time to portray another major character with a little more, how do i say it? oomph? i feel like that's the right word. either way, i'm not disagreeing with you, though at the same time i'm just happy my big break wasn't a major series like friends. wait, you played house of the dead? are you my kind of people? but yes, that's true and i'm praying the new one is better than the last adaptation. but enough about me, how are you doing? working on anything major?

[nhcrns]

i'm glad you gave me the full effect. really added to the moment. alright, that's fair. i should of put some details in the mix to make it an easier answer. let's see though - i reckon she can keep the sidekicks. not sure what their fate will be but that can be a whole other discussion. so yeah, they're there. now hit we with what you've got. was? just messing. appreciate it and you know, hoping you're still enjoying what me and the boys are doing on our own.

[isayomerced]

one thing i will say about me, horan, is that i'm just awesome like that. so i'm pretty certain map will survive. i can't really picture what he'd look like as a zombie, or if he'd even be at the top of the food chain. he's paper... boots, on the other hand? you're right, he wouldn't last a day. as much as i'd love to give dora badass status, i think the fact that she has to stop and look at map every five seconds would probably be her ultimate demise. honestly, the heartbreak when you went on hiatus is what ended my long-term relationship with one direction, but you can understand that, right? of course i love your solo careers. it was amazing to see the different directions you all went in after being in a band for so long.

[pcdropascalsx]

text -> Isabela

pedro: my darling girl. i've been a terrible papá while i've been working but i'm going to do better from now on. pedro: what have you been up to, superstar? pedro: aside from conquering the world and being the absolute coolest person i know? pedro: and yes, i'm buttering you up so you'll forgive me for being the worst. i hope it's working, btw.

[isayomerced]

𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: you know what? i was going to leave you on read just so you'd know how it feels not to get a reply for days, 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: but then i remembered you're barely on your phone, so you're forgiven... this time. 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: also, i'm kidding. i feel so blessed whenever i hear from you. 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: and you know, i've been busy filming and getting pulled in every direction because i simply can't say no to projects. you need to teach me your ways, sensei. 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: stop it. i could never get mad at you. i'm just blessed to have you in my life. 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀: but how are you doing? you're not stressing yourself out, i hope?

[selenagmez]

i can't wait to see more of you as hawkgirl! and all the other projects you're in as well, obviously. because as you know, i'm obsessed with you and everything you take part in. if that makes me sound like a crazy stalker than so be it. [ @isayomerced ]

[isayomerced]

are you kidding me right now? the fact that you've seen something i'm in is literally sending me. trust me when i tell you this, i stalk you on a daily basis. sometimes i wonder what it'd be like to wake up and be ms. selena gomez. it's awesome, isn't it?

[corenswetpd]

well, sort of depends on what your favorite snacks are at the moment and how quickly you can eat them, because as someone who's on a bulking diet and has been for months now, i think the sight of any junk food on a regular basis would just make me weep. and you don't want to do that, do you? i'll take the fact that you like my company more to mean a yes. although if i'm having a cheat day, would you be willing to share them? the real question.

[isayomerced]

okay, but can't we come up with some kind of compromise? i'm thinking, like, a little locked treasure chest where i keep my snacks, and it takes some kind of witchy spell to unlock it? i guess not? but i still feel like there's something we can do that'll satisfy us both. duh, of course i prefer your company over someone who bosses me around every five seconds. so now you want me to share my secret snack stash? okay, but only if you let me have control of the remote.

[isayomerced]

[nhcrns]

got to be quite honest that i had no idea you played dora until recently. how'd you think she'd fair off in a 'the last of us' kind of situation? would the exploring be a benefit or would too much curiosity get her the zombie treatment earlier on? big fan of 'the last of us' by the way. you were a brilliant add in the second season. @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

since you can't see me, i should let you know that i'm currently singing the "surprise, surprise" meme from tiktok. but to answer your question... it actually depends on a few things. in this crossover, would dora be allowed to have map and boots with her? because there are a few factors i need to consider before i can give you my final answer. and why, thank you, horan. not gonna lie, i'm fangirling a little here. i'll have you know i was actually a huge directioner.