𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑

𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃, 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑/𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝟐𝟒 (𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑑, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙)

[isayomerced]

NAME: isabela merced. BORN: july 10, 2001. 24. SHE/HER. actress. singer. BEST KNOWN for her roles in dora and the lost city of gold and transformers: the last knight. currently residing in LOS ANGELES, california. passionate, fiery, loyal, charismatic. identifies as heterosexual. currently SINGLE.

• 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 best friend/soulmate → SELENA GOMEZ best friends → BARBARA PALVIN, ALEXA DEMIE safe person → RACHEL BROSNAHAN sibling-like bond → DAKOTA JOHNSON & ANDREW GARFIELD opposites attract (platonic) → mentor & mentee → co-workers → protective dynamic → partner in crime → chaos buddies/godmother to his daughter → PETE DAVIDSON kindred spirits → KIM TAEHYUNG

• 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 friends to lovers → SHAWN MENDES one night stand → friends with benefits → fake dating → secret relationship → right person, wrong time → forbidden romance → emotionally unavailable x hopeless romantic → private but intense → one fell first, the other fell harder → whirlwind romance → mutually obsessed →

• 𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄

former friends → ex-partners → mutual resentment → one-sided hatred → unresolved history → toxic attachment → bad influence →

[shaaaawns]

If your friends had to describe your flirting style in one sentence, what would they say? - 818

my friends would probably say my flirting style is just "accidentally turning a normal conversation into a three hour deep talk." i'm not really the guy who's walking into a room with a bunch of rehearsed lines or trying to impress someone. if i like you, i get curious. i'll ask a million questions, remember random details you mentioned three weeks ago, and somehow end up talking about childhood memories, music, fears, dreams, and random facts by the end of the night.

[isayomerced]

i can confirm this....

[shaaaawns]

SHAWN: wowowowowowowwo are you calling me a fake portuguese? because now you've given me a mission. i'm going to learn portuguese just so you'll finally stop being such a pain in the ass about it. watch my mom being proud for the first time EVER. SHAWN: i mean, it's not even that life has been that busy. honestly, i think the weed has just made me even more absent-minded, but that's just my personal theory. at this point, i don't think anyone can prove me wrong. SHAWN: baby? i like that. i could definitely get used to hearing you call me that.

[isayomerced]

ISABELA: ..you're downloading duolingo right now, aren't you? ay, i'm just trying to get you to embrace your portuguese roots and stop denying them. plus, our situation would go a whole lot smoother if you did. don't be silly, i'm sure she's proud of you. ISABELA: you know what? you could've just said, "sure, i've been tinkering with it here and there," but no, no. you decided to be honest, and now i need you to know that i'm currently sitting here with one eyebrow raised... ISABELA: it's not like you really had a choice in the matter. and besides, you are kind of mine.

[shaaaawns]

SHAWN: i think you sent me a message a few days ago, and i thought i'd replied. in my head, i was completely convinced that i had answered you already. SHAWN: but i checked our chat today and realized i never actually sent anything back.............................. @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

ISABELA: how dare you contact me!?!? i have a strict no ghosting policy, mendes! you should know i've already moved on to the next fake portuguese man.. ISABELA: also, i'm obviously kidding. and you're not the only one who's allowed to forget things when life gets busy. ISABELA: don't freak out, okay, baby?

[bpalvinfms]

i understand that some people don't want to go to avant-garde, which, i kinda get - although don't think they should be at the met - but there are ways to commit to the theme without going over and beyond. she did. she always does, she is my queen. she always gets it.

[isayomerced]

i just believe the met sets a theme for a reason, which means you either go classic or you commit and go all-in. but okay, anna wintour does approve every outfit beforehand, so maybe we should trust her judgment a little? heidi somehow makes every red carpet event ten times more entertaining.

[shaaaawns]

i think when someone writes a song talking badly about you and they have a huge fanbase, you eventually realize that the best thing you can do is disappear for a while, you know? i'm glad you've never had to experience that because it's one of the weirdest feelings in the world. yeah! i'm always doing everything possible to take care of my mental health, which honestly isn't the best, so i'm slowly learning how to deal with negative things little by little, if that even makes sense. you never told me that before, but i'm glad it was something completely random that made you want to stalk me. i hope i didn't disappoint you. i remember when i watched the last of us and completely fell in love with your character. make me, i'm always drooling whenever i look at your pictures, and it's cute when you blush. what's with all the threats, hm? is it because you're latina? your blood runs hot and you want to kill me most of the time. good, because you're mine and i can't wait to hold your hand, kiss you, cuddle you and be there for you whenever you need me and don't need me because i'm clingy as fuck.

[isayomerced]

and that actually makes total sense and fortunately it's not really something i can relate to. can i ask you something about it, though? and feel free to ignore me completely if it gets too personal. but when an artist writes a song about someone and it's painfully obvious who it's about, do people usually reach out beforehand as some sort of warning? because i think the only time someone has ever written a song about me was this fan who dedicated his love to me. and maybe you don't have all the right tools right now, but what works for other people doesn't necessarily work for you. i'm sure you'll eventually find something that gives you peace of mind. and if not? let me become your publicist. i'll personally tear apart anyone trying to poke at you while you sit back and enjoy.. whatever it is you enjoy. which i'm assuming is something adorable, even though you'll probably find a way to make it sound irrelevant. really? i was so sure i mentioned that to you at some point, but i digress. and of course you didn't disappoint. i promise i'll be brutally honest if you ever do, though honestly? i have serious doubts that day will ever come. is that so? exactly how much of my work have you watched so far? and are you admitting that you've also stalked me, just through television instead of social media? because if so.. hot. plus it makes me feel significantly less humiliated about stalking you to begin with. aw, are you having a little roger rabbit moment whenever you look at my instagram? and if that's the case, can i please be jessica rabbit? halloween costume idea right there. and no, it has absolutely nothing to do with being latina and everything to do with me being opinionated. you're literally half n half and somehow you don't seem to have a temper. but like, if it ever becomes too much, you can always hand me a snickers. apparently those cure anger for some reason. you're making clinginess sound like a shitty thing? what if i turned out to be clingy as well? will we spend the next few months glued together, finishing each other sentences? because i'm not against that. also, yes to kisses and holding hands.

[shaaaawns]

but it's not an excuse! i've been away from instagram for months because i think it can be such a toxic place sometimes. i still can't believe you stalked me on instagram, though. how did that even happen? were you just bored one day and thought "i think i'm going to stalk shawn today"? i'm trying my best over here, okay? it doesn't really help when i'm practically drooling over every picture i see of you. it's so hot when you threaten me, by the way. yeah, mine. or did you really think one date was going to be enough and you'd get rid of me?

[isayomerced]

and when you explain it like that, it actually makes total sense that you stay away from the app. i think i've personally never really experienced the dark side of social media or at least not to the extent some of my colleagues have. or maybe i have and just never noticed it. but you should do whatever it takes to protect your mental health. no, i think i already told you this, but i was cleaning my house when treat you better came on, and i got enchanted by your voice. not that it was the first time i'd ever heard the song, but i think it was the first time i actually listened to it. and then yes… yes, i did decide to stalk you later that night. shut up, you are not drooling and you're purposely trying to make me blush..stop it. you say it's hot now but give it a few months and the threats are going to become an annoyance. all i could really focus on was the fact that you called me yours and i kind of liked the sound of that.

[chriiisevans]

i barely got to see you in napa. did you have fun? why the hell did it feel like you were everywhere at once? i know you're popular, but you still have to make time for your old man. @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

i actually had the best time despite it being mandatory. not only did i end up with the best roomie ever, but i also went on a date with this amazing guy i met a few weeks ago. what about you? did you even try going on one of the field trips, or did you internally groan at the thought of it? please, i always have time for you.. i think.. i'm actually being pulled in twenty different directions at the moment, but what about sunday at noon? brunch?

[shaaaawns]

…in my defense, i had been off instagram for months, and honestly, i was having a great time not knowing what was happening over there. but now, just because of this conversation, i'm going to your profile and i'm liking every possible picture, commenting as well, gotta let people know you're mine, kind of, one day. when are you coming back home? hey, hey, hey! don't be so mean. i tried to help you somehow and failed, i know, but i've genuinely never known how to deal with jet lag. i'm clearly not very good at fixing broken things either, considering i literally broke my middle finger. i'm just asking because, if i could, i'd probably stay attached to you all the time.

[isayomerced]

no, no, you're not allowed to use laziness as an excuse for not following me when the first thing i ever told you was that i sort of stalked you on instagram. it's 2026 so please keep up. uh huh, you better get your cute ass online and like every single thing i've ever posted, or i will.. i don't know what i'll do but i'll figure it out. expect the unexpected, mendes. back up a little there.. you can't just drop a bomb like that mid-conversation and then keep blabbering. yours? and.. stay attached, please.

[shaaaawns]

i started following you on instagram and saw that you were in italy. i hope you're having fun! hm, my cure for jet lag? pretending everything is fine while feeling absolutely terrible or if the sun is rising, stay awake. if it's setting, go to sleep. i honestly don't think there's a real cure for it, and there's no escaping it either. oh? are you saying you want to spend more time with me?

[isayomerced]

you just started following me on instagram? that didn't occur to you before our date? slightly offended.. but not really and i'm only kidding. i am, though i'm also extremely exhausted and desperately need at least two days where i do absolutely nothing except watch bad tv and eat crappy food. okay, but you're no help. remind me never to ask you for assistance if i break my leg or scrape my knee. why wouldn't i want to spend time with you?

[shaaaawns]

shawnmendes posted.

thank you, gucci. 🫡

[alexademes]

how's napa treating you, pretty girl? i told myself i was going to use this time to catch up with friends and meet new people, but all i've really done is lay around and drink. not a complaint, of course. when it comes to vacations, i think i'm doing it right.

[isayomerced]

babe, do i have some tea for you.. so i met this guy or okay, maybe "met" is a stupid term when i spent a few weeks internet stalking him before finally shooting my shot. anyway, he invited me out.. or technically i kind of asked him to ask me out? why do i suddenly sound like a weirdo? can i start over and can you at least pretend i still have a tiny bit of dignity left? but we went out friday night and he's seriously the sweetest. and spending your time relaxing and spoiling yourself doesn't sound bad at all. did you at least get a bit tipsy? i feel like that's required when in napa valley.

[huddywillams]

you better. i don't wanna feel the heartbreak of finding out about a new isabela project through imdb ever again. that's okay, you can keep your lips sealed and i'll do all the shit talking. clickers? is that what they're called? shit, i gotta get back to it. stopped watching around the time they killed joel off. brutal shit.

[isayomerced]

do you want me to start listing some of the things i'm working on actually, you know what? i've got a better idea; let's just share calendars on the cloud. seems like the perfect way to keep track of each other. hey now (hey now), i never said i was against a little shit talking, but i also have to pretend i'm a huge fan of the previous adaptation. okay, but you did play the game, right? because if so, you should've known he got killed off relatively early.. or not early, depending on how fast you move through the storyline. it's the same thing with glenn from the walking dead. i never understood why people were shocked when it literally happens in the comics.

[kmtaehyvng]

hey, not even i do. i have to really be fixated on a movie for the lines to stick. you are all good! i wouldn't expect you to know every line. i'll always let you keep me safe. i know. that will take some time for to forgive him. exactly! i was sending plenty of signs his way before i confessed. i did and even went all the way to him. still he slept with someone even then. we've talked though so i'm forgiven and he's shown he doesn't want anyone else. i mean, i feel that. some other guys i was interested in before just rubbed me the wrong way so i never pursued anything more. haha, he might be. he know how protective you get when it comes to me. i will help you with more korean~ you'll know so many terms afterwards. we did. had a show tomorrow but since we're here, we can't exactly go so it had to be cancel. that's true. maybe i'll let myself indulge a little in drinks. no, please. i don't deserve to be smacked.

[isayomerced]

are we starting to share the same brain? because that's literally me whenever i watch movies. i think the only movie i know every line to is blood in, blood out and (don't laugh at this) bring it on. well, clearly you need my protection. i'm just.. honestly, bear? the whole coachella thing rubbed me the wrong way. and i get that you've forgiven him and i'm so happy you're in a place where you can go to bed feeling secure and satisfied in your relationship, but.. can we at least agree he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed? and please don't take this as me dissing him or anything, but he should've known. see? that's exactly what i'm talking about. what's that line from that movie with rachel mcadams and anna faris? "boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace." is he scared of me? good. oh, by the way, i learned something new in korean: kkuh juh. that basically means fuck off, right? i'm sorry you had to cancel an entire show for a wine trip. did you get a lot of shit for it? okay, maybe not right now, but i feel like you'll deserve a smack at some point.

[damidvvid]

don't hold it against me, but i only recently discovered your music. my spanish isn't the greatest, but i know enough to get by. i loved what i heard! i know you're more focused on acting these days, but are you completely pausing when it comes to music? @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

why, thank you so much for saying that. you don't really have to understand spanish to fall in love with the feeling of a song. that's basically me with every french song i listen to. god, i wish i had time to focus on music more, especially because i get to work with my brother every now and then, but right now i'm simply too exhausted to even think about stepping into a studio.

[shaaaawns]

did you get home safe? what are your plans now? i feel like you're always busy filming something or flying somewhere for work. i honestly don't even know how you keep up with your own schedule sometimes, i'm exhausted for you. @isayomerced

[isayomerced]

i did, thank you so much for asking. an hour and a half on a plane and a short drive back to the valley really wasn't that bad. but then i had to head straight to italy for a friend's birthday, so.. do you happen to have a cure for jet lag? because if you do, sharing is definitely caring. shush, i am pretty busy, but i can still squeeze you in.. you know, if you want to.

[milcsmanheim]

no no no, i'm not going to be that tacky. it was mostly a joke. not going to lock you out or let you do your make up in the bathroom at the reception. no way. i promise that rachel and i can behave yourselves. oh, so you're leaving me already? and here i thought we'd be sipping on mimosas and wear face masks...

[isayomerced]

you know what, milo? having you as my roommate actually turned out to be one of the highlights of my trip, and i'm not really ready for this friendship to end. so here's my idea; next time there's a trip and we can't choose our own roommates, i'll go speak to the managers.. hi, i'm karen.. and i'll tell them you're my official forever roomie.