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wonderswoman

# a concept

#wooooooow

wonderswoman

“It suits you.”

wonderswoman

# same energy

#i want them to fuck hahahahahaha #CAN YOU IMAGINE

lolawashere-deactivated20240904

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

tauntedoctopuses

@awaari

soaplantro-deactivated20250112

:’)

glumshoe

Colorful and evocative language is the backbone of writing. Instead of “she had blue eyes”, write: “she possessed shimmering cerulean orbs that functioned as optical sensory receptors in hex #007ba7”.

thebibliosphere

One the one hand I hate it, on the other, there’s part of me that loves it and I hate that I love it.

char

#fucking screamed

horreurscopes

i’m so soft about the fact that… we really get to witness all these gay characters pop up in cartoons, more and more explicit in the storyline every time. we really get to see the tangible, undeniable progress we’re making. there’s all these silly posts that are like “girls now are going to say that catra was their lesbian awakening” and like “korrasami walked so catradora could run” and it’s like yeah! yeah that’s right! slowly but surely girls are getting not only shows were a character has two moms or where everyone around them keeps saying the girls are just friends, but explicit, romantically charged, sweet and complex relationships between girls who have clear, delineated Feelings for each other, and even though it is bittersweet that this didn’t happen when we were young we still get to see it happen. when our daughters grow up they’re going to go wild over the fact that it used to be a big deal.

humoristics

the most wholesome interaction

credit

keybladesoras

We saved our honeymoon!

curlsandstems

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

thegreynightsky

GO OFFF

babydollbucky

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly classically trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

dalekplz-deactivated20200508

He in a cape too so extra points

bloodorangesangria-deactivated2

KG Yuri Thoughts: Why Yumary Isn’t Canon YET.

For @galalion , who made me finally get my thoughts on Yumary out. @Kassillus helped.

People who follow me may have noticed that I’m a huuuge Kirari x Sayaka (KiraSaya) fan. I do, however, have less to say about Yumeko x Mary (YuMary). This is in part because I don’t think it’s canon…yet.

The keyword there is “yet.” After the Debt arc, I didn’t see them as more than friends. Even that seemed a bit rushed; maybe I’m just overly-pragmatic, but teaming up with Yumeko like that struck me as a survival strategy, and one that had to be concocted fairly quickly at that. Bonding because of something they went through together is totally believable.

I also agree that, yes, Yumeko and Mary play off of each other well. Mary had every reason to be mad at Yumeko, even though her pet status was just desserts. The plan they collaborated on to get her out of that situation was good. Mary begrudgingly admitting that Yumeko can call her by her first name (which is a sign of closer familiarity in Japan) was also very sweet.

But yuri that does not make. In Japan, girl-girl relationships are (or were?) fairly normal in high school. There’s also not much to suggest that this is anything beyond close friendship. It’s girls being girls.

Moreover, I have a specific artistic nitpick with YuMary. In almost every instance, Yumeko, Mary, or both of them are looking at the camera. After talking with @Kassillus, I know this is a strategy to invite the audience in, rather than anything having to do with the male gaze. It also, however, hints that they aren’t really into each other. Compare this…

…to this:

In other words, I understand why people say that the yuri in the Kakegurui anime is fanservice. Having both of the ladies involved looking at the camera doesn’t help; even though I understood what Kass was saying, it also makes the pairing feel like it’s more about the spectacle than the relationship.There’s not much saying that they aren’t just friends messing around with each other (possibly, but not certainly, with benefits). Reminder: Yumeko’s got perv moments all over.

With KiraSaya, there’s no other way to interpret things except “these two are a couple.” People who are “just friends” don’t jump off of five-story buildings, each only thinking about the other’s safety on the way down. Sayaka’s last wish was that Kirari would know her true feelings. Yumeko and Mary are nowhere near that intimate.

Yet.

Enter the Election Arc of the manga. At one point, Yumeko is dying. At her request, Suzui calls Mary, who’s on the edge of gambling for 100 votes, on the phone. Her exact words:

First, the timing of this is impeccable .Mary was literally just about to gamble for 100 votes. The phone call from Yumeko gets Mary to take action fast. She’s there in a heartbeat and proves to be a real ace in the hole. At the end of it all, with Yumeko still KO’d by poison, this happens:

That is more telling of their relationship than anything in the Indian Poker/Debt Erasure arc. Not only does Mary’s willingness to take a risk soar because Yumeko’s in danger, Yumeko called specifically for her. I’m not going to get into the chart, but Yumeko knew Mary was the right person for the job, and that she would respond in just the right way.

Yumeko was dying, and called for Mary. That is on the edge of KiraSaya in terms of how intimate the relationship is. It’s bigger subtext than ‘just friends,” and may even be pushing it for “besties.” The little bit of “yuri” in the anime doesn’t compare to what might be on the horizon in the manga. Nothing says love like asking your manslave to call your real girlfriend.

#i ship this so hard???

pdlcomics

So Strong

sherlck-deactivated20140622

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs

feathery-soul-deactivated201408

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

agnosticwitch

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

moontideempress

vimbia

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

jazmynedrakeford

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

caribe-bby

Y'all suspect af😂

dookiediamonds-deactivated20200

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

electricocelot

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

prismatic-bell

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

harmonysama-deactivated20190724

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

thewelterschallenge

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

bloodforbones

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

sweetgirlfriend

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

fluidityandgiggles

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.