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[swordseer]

On the bladesong path. Again.

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[galaxywarp]

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[hauntedchronicler]

this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007

[do-you-have-a-flag]

this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[charlesoberonn]

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[charlesoberonn]

There's a non-zero chance that a prominent British fascist will lose his parliament seat (in a by-election he himself called) to a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.

[charlesoberonn]

[queeranarchism]

"If you don't like the risks and side effects of this medication, try this natural remedy!"

Looks inside

It's herbal medication with the same physical effects as the prescription medication, resulting in the same risks and side effects while being much harder to dose safely.

[what-if-a-dog]

[Guy who didn't tell you he has a dog voice]: Hi, welcome to my house!! Oh yeah, you gotta yell at my dog, or she will bite you. Yeah. Yell at my dog, or she will bite you. Ye-yell at the dog. No, louder, you gotta yell at my dog. BELLA NO. BELLA STOP. BELLA. BELLA. NO. STOP. BELLA NO. like that see BELLA. BELLA. BELLA NO. WE DONT BITE. she's listening now it takes a couple of times BELLA. yeah, it's fine. we're training her. Oh, put your bag on the counter she'll get into it BELLA NO. DONT JUMP. you gotta tell her BELLA. BELLA. BELLA. BELLA NO JUMPING. NO JUMPIES. why would i put her outside

[bioethicists]

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

[thecolorofthegame]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[potato-lord-but-not]

ok I think y’all are ready to see transgender Frankenstein’s monster I did for class

[dopeybeauty]

[were--ralph]

ancient post

[triangleguy]

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

[triangleguy]

[macbethz]