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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Origami Around
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@iseemtohave
why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are
If you like Be More Chill this off Broadway one is fantastic! The whole thing is on YouTube!!
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions
At this point, how this year is going...
A Thousand Years of Wandering
Well, since we never officially got this and I had to wade through all the worst kinds of fanart to find it… here. Sennen Hourou from the Go-rgeous Characters Guide. Pretend I know what I’m doing.
#the clap of their asscheeks is gonna alert jericho
You can't just hide that in the tags omg
I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible
the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous
I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish
Omg this is the best drawing about them i have ever seen dksksjksk
Credit: @kuramapaw from Twitter
me every time someone says anything to me
straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?
Pushing this to the top of my queue because it’s super cute. I hope Applin does become the sign of love among Pokemon fans.
incorrect quotes
I have never seen this movie in my life yet I’m legally obligated to reblog
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.
The sky
Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.
Super Mario Bros.
Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.
John Mulaney
He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.
Pokemon
Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.
OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess
This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into