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[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[ballwizard]

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

[ballwizard]

artist rendition

[huffylemon]

[miraculouslycool]

The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.

[sic-semper-hominibus]

oh my god she was charged with assault and he was charged as an accessory

[whenyourfavouritedies]

[ID: A photo showing Ken from the 2023 live action Barbie film. He wears bright clothes and is getting his photo taken at a police station, the name sign he holds reads "and Ken". He looks like he's having a great time, smiling brightly /End ID]

[catcrumb]

[marinememes]

[softgrlfriend]

what if I decide to let the joy slowly creep into my life the same way dread does…… what then

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[thoodleoo]

there are very few ancient artifacts that make me more emotional than roman tombstones that thank the reader for stopping by and wish them well. there's simply something so sweet and gentle to me about imagining a traveler stopping along the road to read someone's final dedication and being sent away with the blessings of a thankful ghost

[thoodleoo]

marcus caecilius: good luck and good health to you. sleep without a care.

me:

[marciaillust]

[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

no, this is why she would understand, if she truely loves dr pepper so much

[moffie-moff]

She did understand,,,, truly Dr Pepper will bring them all together

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[hueypshootin]

Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.

[schmaniel]

[tachyonfield]

Juvenile crested pigeons in my mum’s yard

They’re just so shapes

[tachyonfield]

[wizardgender]

wizords