I'm internet garbage

This blog is dank af. Memes give me life. Just here for the lolz. Im absolute trash at this point.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[raffina]

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[gudeboy-deactivated20170326]

[topazmother]

keep creating your art. please.

[disregardwomen-deactivated20130]

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

[trustliterallynoone]

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

[awkwardteenagenerves]

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

[lexaskiss]

i love all of your moms

[kadenonio]

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

[simplypurkey]

That last story is worth reblogging

[surprisebitch]

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

[awesomacious]

Shocking

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[shencomix]

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

help replenish Standing Rock's medical supplies!

The Standing Rock Medic & Healer Council’s supplies have been depleted after last night’s atrocities.

You can donate directly here: https://www.holisticlivingschool.org/standing-rock-medic-healer-council/

Or purchase from their Amazon wish list here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/284OV04OWXQG9/

Stay strong.

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

i donated to standing rock today but this is really important: if they’re to stay strong under these attacks we neeed to help them stay healthy.

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[rihannafenty]

[unpill]

appropriately-inappropriate:

alienqween:

kesha-rose:

HOOOOOO MY GOD KESHA

I looked up Kesha’s instagram and it looks like she edited the caption since this screenshot was taken and got even more specific in implicating Sony:

And when she does come back after Sony’s bullshit, she could record 90 minutes of autotuned farts and I’d still buy a copy of her album on principle alone.

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[taci-t]

do you like my blog?

a) yes b) a c) b

[justbrosthings]

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

[aquiraxuno]

[bunnyfood]

GET OFF THE COUNTER

[lehrastar-deactivated20250708]

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

[discowitchparty]

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

[isfangirltrash-blog]

things to do on a sunday: panic