Luvs Bitches 805

i guess you could say im in my caterpillar stages still striving for the butterfly's beauty but may actually be just a worm.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[fag]

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[toastbutteregg]

NAKED GRANDMA

[michonnegrimes]

Steven Yeun photographed by Matteo Mobilio for GQ Magazine

[sideponytailanimewife-blog-deac]

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

[memeculture69]

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[cherryseltzer]

my pussy pops reverely?

[hilariousgrindr]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[plants4]

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

[snowflakeeel]

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

[snowflakeeel]

HE’S A GOOD BOY, HELEN!!!!

[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

THIS GOOD BOY REMINDS ME OF THE TOAD IN THIS COMIC

[simsgonewrong]

[thecolorofkaos-deactivated20210]

@alexander

[alexander]

If this ain’t me..

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

simplicity

https://www.instagram.com/mg92672/autumn_blog

[appledevice]

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

Old people? More like fold people *makes an origami swan out of grandma*