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Fandango. WWE Superstar. (Disclaimer: I am not the real Fandango, I am a mere roleplayer. I'm part of a private rp group!)

[xanderthesatisfactory]

There’s an alternate timeline where none of this covid shit is going on and we’re all prospering on a beach somewhere that’s not in Florida.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

How do we get to that timeline?

[xanderthesatisfactory]

That, I haven’t figured out yet.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

When you figure that out, lemme know.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

There’s an alternate timeline where none of this covid shit is going on and we’re all prospering on a beach somewhere that’s not in Florida.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

How do we get to that timeline?

[caffeinatedchaos]

Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Duly noted.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

#1 Contenders...not too shabby of a return, huh?

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

I feel pretty special that I’m constantly included in your MCMs. 👀 @kilts-n-leather

[kilts-n-leather]

You should be in everyones MCM's. But I may be a bit biased.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Aww, aren’t you sweet.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

I feel pretty special that I’m constantly included in your MCMs. 👀 @kilts-n-leather

[sidebloggable]

SEND ME A SHIP and i’ll tell you:

who wakes up first in the morning

who’s the first to fall asleep at night

what they playfully tease each other over

what they do when the other’s having a bad day

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments

which one’s more ticklish

their favourite rainy day activities

how they surprise each other

their most sickening shows of public affection

[annajayy]

@charlyfromtv @imperium-marcel @sixftfiiiiiive @spanishgodx @cowboyshiit

[caffeinatedchaos]

@nikkibites @parkeriswatchingyou

[diaboliique]

@dischordiax

[numptyhunter]

@freshlysqueezedoc @romanticazucar

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

@nouveau-aesthetic-artpiece @pleasebolieve @makeit-gayer

[kilts-n-leather]

Trying to give a cat a bath was not how I pictured my day starting.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Yeesh, lemme know how it goes.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

I am once again convinced that every single person here, including myself, is out of their fucking minds.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Naaaaaaahhhhhh. I mean. Maybe.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

There’s only so much woodwork one man can do before they go completely insane.

I need to get back to wrestling.

[kilts-n-leather]

@ishakethehipsinrelationships That angle makes me look like I’m in the buff, hah.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

I mean, from one friend to another, I ain’t complaining.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Slept all day yesterday and most of today, so I’m just going to slip in a very late MCM... 👀

@kilts-n-leather

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Hey, man, is there anything I can do for ya? @thecarteradministration

[thecarteradministration]

No but thank you, honestly. I’ll be alright. I’ll land on my feet like always.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Well, ya know, if there’s anything...not like I’m doing much right now. I’m there for you.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Hey, man, is there anything I can do for ya? @thecarteradministration

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

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[Curtis]: hey, you don’t have to reply or anything but

[Curtis]: I’m sorry for

[Curtis]: yknow

@bad-boy-spears

[bad-boy-spears]

[Shawn] Really Really.

[Shawn] I'm always going to worry about you Curtis because I care about you.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

[Curtis]: I’m just

[Curtis]: I’m stuck right now

[Curtis]: and I don’t know how to fix it

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Text

[Curtis]: hey, you don’t have to reply or anything but

[Curtis]: I’m sorry for

[Curtis]: yknow

@bad-boy-spears

[bad-boy-spears]

[Shawn] I’m worried about you. I know I don’t have the right to do so, but I am worried. 

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

[Curtis]: ...Really?

[Curtis]: You don’t have to be, I’m not your problem anymore.

[ishakethehipsinrelationships]

Text

[Curtis]: hey, you don’t have to reply or anything but

[Curtis]: I’m sorry for

[Curtis]: yknow

@bad-boy-spears