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Parker Benton, WWE medical staff. Slowly learning the ins and outs of the strange world I now find myself in. (Closed RP blog for CoC. Not actually a WWE trainer. Absolutely not the real Natalie Dormer.)

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Now, with all of the data I have gathered on humanity and its mightiest warriors, the robot uprising can begin.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Well.

Never saw THAT ONE coming.

[dischordiax-archive]

What’s your favorite Halloween memory?

Mine’s probably the first time I carved a pumpkin with my poppa, or the time my mom turned the front yard of our house into a mini little haunted attraction for the neighborhood kids. 

[parkeriswatchingyou]

I am excited but also a bit terrified.

[dischordiax-archive]

parkeriswatchingyou​:

I do not have one. I guess I need to make one.

No favorite costume or candy??

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Not really. When I was a kid I did not really celebrate, when I celebrated well...I do not remember much. And costumes were always half-assed. “Look, I am a sexy penguin” sort of things.

[dischordiax-archive]

What’s your favorite Halloween memory?

Mine’s probably the first time I carved a pumpkin with my poppa, or the time my mom turned the front yard of our house into a mini little haunted attraction for the neighborhood kids. 

[parkeriswatchingyou]

I do not have one. I guess I need to make one.

[dollwithavolleygun]

Do you ever find something you forgot about and get completely emo about it because I was just looking through my phone for something and found the video @literalcreativeidiot took when I built my lightsaber 🥺

[parkeriswatchingyou]

That is something to be happy about! Lightsabers are good!

[xanderthesatisfactory]

They were stuck in that elevator for a few hours before they start fucking and then once they’re finished, he hits her with “I think I can fall in love with you” while he’s still inside of her. At least wait a little bit, Guy.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

And then we find out he trapped her in the elevator because he’s a janitor that was obsessed with her and stalked her and now she’s beating his ass with her shoe.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

What the hell?

[parkeriswatchingyou]

@youonlylivonce Look at how grown up they are!

[youonlylivonce]

Right tho. Between them and Spirit, I’m not sure who got bigger faster.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Little ones growing up. How wonderful.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

@youonlylivonce Look at how grown up they are!

[parkeriswatchingyou]

[hxutemxss-deactivated20220521]

AJ really went out there to do....... That.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

He is not the brightest bulb.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

What the hell.

[s-t-a-y-d-o-w-n]

@parkeriswatchingyou

Baby.

I have so much energy, my head hurts from brutal potential. I just wanna sleep because that's the logic so please don

't trip on me as a customer mmune on the living room carpet.

I live you.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Come on. Into bed. Sleep is good.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

I am going to invent bionic knees, I swear.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

So homemade quac. Delicious, no?

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Yes absolutely. Well, for me it is “the restaurant made it and did not just used prefab” but the idea is similar.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

It works in a pinch but sometimes, you just gotta make it yourself. And because they don’t provide enough, tbh.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Making it myself would almost certainly be a terrible mistake.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

So homemade quac. Delicious, no?

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Yes absolutely. Well, for me it is “the restaurant made it and did not just used prefab” but the idea is similar.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

Well that is upsetting.