Xander’s Desk

Alexander Samuels, Xander for short but I’m not short. A 28 year old piece of platinum. One of the maestros in the PC’s Content Innovation Lab/video editor. And no, I will not fetch you a Johnny Gill CD, Stokely. (Closed RP blog for COC; not the real Cory W)

[xanderthesatisfactory]

The tiniest “boy, if you don’t...”

[hell-x-home2-deactivated2021010]

I wanna eat someone’s pussy for a few hours, purely as a selfish act

[xanderthesatisfactory]

“We need you to handle select video packages and graphics and the like for the Draft”

[xanderthesatisfactory]

When you see something you didn’t even know you wanted was sold out online

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Woke up feeling amazing 😌😏

[blackmanonyx]

[xanderthesatisfactory]

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Saw a dude flipping out earlier and at first, I thought it was mask related but then I found out it was football related and kept it moving.

Football makes people go crazy, man.

[ragdollriotgirl]

Again no shirt smh

[ragdollriotgirl]

You will always be on trial for being a harlot 👏

[xanderthesatisfactory]

My harlotness shall not hold me back!

[ragdollriotgirl]

Again no shirt smh

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Past me didn’t think shirts were necessary. Past me also doesn’t listen.

[ragdollriotgirl]

Present you would be walking around shirtless 95% of the time too and don’t lie 😂

[xanderthesatisfactory]

That may or may not be true but present me isn’t the one on trial at this moment! 😂😂

[ragdollriotgirl]

Again no shirt smh

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Past me didn’t think shirts were necessary. Past me also doesn’t listen.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Back when late night gym sessions were as common as the sunset. 💪🏽🏋🏽😝

[xanderthesatisfactory]

They were stuck in that elevator for a few hours before they start fucking and then once they’re finished, he hits her with “I think I can fall in love with you” while he’s still inside of her. At least wait a little bit, Guy.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

And then we find out he trapped her in the elevator because he’s a janitor that was obsessed with her and stalked her and now she’s beating his ass with her shoe.

[parkeriswatchingyou]

What the hell?

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Nuts, the whole movie was nuts. I’m telling you.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

They were stuck in that elevator for a few hours before they start fucking and then once they’re finished, he hits her with “I think I can fall in love with you” while he’s still inside of her. At least wait a little bit, Guy.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

And then we find out he trapped her in the elevator because he’s a janitor that was obsessed with her and stalked her and now she’s beating his ass with her shoe.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

They were stuck in that elevator for a few hours before they start fucking and then once they’re finished, he hits her with “I think I can fall in love with you” while he’s still inside of her. At least wait a little bit, Guy.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Never did I imagine I’d hear the phrase “I’m not gonna pee on your coat” said in a horror movie but I guess there’s a first for everything.

[xanderthesatisfactory]

Back when making friends and influencing people was a weekend thing.