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joysstar

Navy Guy 1: Oh gosh, my grandkid destroyed the flowers in the garden.

Navy Guy 2: Really? Mine painted the walls in yellow and pink.

Navy Guy 1: What about you Garp?

Garp: I have three little hellions, I can't even handle them.

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Tsuru: Garp, you need to read some books on parenting, really

Garp: C'mon, Tsuru-chan, only Dragon wants to destroy the World Governme-

Ace: *doesn’t join the Warlords*

Luffy: *declares war on World Government at Enies Lobby*

Sabo: *is a revolutionary*

Garp:

Garp: withdrawn.

joysstar

Sabo: *sneaks in at Mary Geoise*

Dragon: *is there to support Sabo*

Garp: *watches them from afar* Dragon! Sabo! Let's take a cup of sake after that!

Sengoku: Garp! The Reverie is NOT a family REUNION!

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He’s too damn cute, alright?

notonepiece

Sabo: I failed my safety course today.

Koala: Why? What happened?

Sabo: Well, one of the questions was, “in case of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Koala: And?

Sabo: Well, apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

catburglarwendy

ONE PIECE STAMPEDE

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thor in thor 1 and tdw: who art thou

ragnarok thor:

phdna

In all fairness, it’s possible last time Thor had to speak English on a frequent basis was in the 16th century, but then he’s spent some time here and he has Updated His Language Pack™ now

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You know that thing about ‘phantom limbs’? Like when a person loses their arm but they still feel like it’s there?

What about an AU where Danny loses his arm in some mundane, human scenario, maybe a car accident?

He’s fucking bummed about it sure but his main problem is people noticing PHANTOM’S missing arm and making the connection between them

He soon realises that he still has an arm in his ghost form, but it’s unstable, mostly useless, but keeping it covered by his costume will still make it look like he HAS one, so he stops worrying about it for a while

Until he gets something worse to worry about

His arm starts growing back

In his human form, his arm stump begins to grow, and it’s not even subtle, he starts getting whispy strands of ectoplasm forming out of his stump and knitting together, forming new chunks of flesh and arm, Danny’s already freaking out about this revealing his secret… but then the first few chunks of solid arm begin to form

And his skin in GREEN

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bakwaaas

damn this tea scalded me

toastbutteregg

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

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Flowers

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Everyone: TERFs should shut up.

Galaxy-brained terf: Hmm, how curious, OP…all TERFs are women…and you want TERFs to shut up…so you despise and want to silence all women huh, you fascist pig. I am very intelligent.

Every terf in the notes:

OOGA BOOGA, MIGHTY VULVA!

carnival-phantasm

I’ve seen the notes on this post and just want to reassure every TERF that so far I’ve read literally none of your essays.

dillyt

zoobus

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Man screw the idea that you NEED to break stereotypes when you’re part of a normally marginalised group. Lesbians, go full lumberjack if that’s what you want. Gay men, be as flamboyant as your heart desires. Bisexuals, date as many people as you want. Trans people, express your identities however you like. You aren’t obliged to break stereotypes and go against the crowd. Just be yourself man, whatever that is.