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Inactive due to me quitting the fandom. Activity will pick up again when I get back into One Piece

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Sanji: Usopp, wake up!

Usopp, annoyed: What?

Sanji: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Usopp:

Usopp: When is the last time you've slept.

Sanji: I think a week ago. Why?

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Sanji: Robin-chan, what are you reading?

Robin: Fanfiction. Sanji-kun, is it true that you hide your homosexuality behind the excessive fawning over females?

Sanji:

Sanji: what.

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Kid: WHERE WERE YOU!

Luffy: Oh, I was just getting some meat!

Kid: WHILE LAW AND I WERE FIGHTING THAT ASSHOLE TO THE DEATH?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Law: imma go to Chopper-ya to get my arm sewn back on. Also, Eustass-ya, you'd better stop arguing with the idiot. His stupid is uncurable.

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Dragon: *distressed* Oh no! Sabo-

Koala: *equally distressed* No, no, no, no, why?!

Belo Betty: He embarrassed himself in public stop acting like it's the end of the world.

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Law: I want to reincarnate as a rock.

Ace: I'd rather reincarnate as a cat.

Law: why?

Ace: cause they're so independent and do what they want

Law: I'd still rather be a rock.

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Sanji, from the kitchen: LUFFY IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING FINGERS!

Ace, hiding with Luffy and Sabo: Your cook is... Violent.

Luffy: Yep, that's Sanji!

Ace: Thatch never threatened me.

Luffy: Yeah, but Sanji is Sanji!

Sabo: I'm not sure who I should feel bad for. You or your crew.

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Luffy: Hey, look at that weird island that isn't targeted by the Log Pose and has that giant purple cloud above it which gives it the atmosphere of a bad horror story!

Luffy: Let's go explore!

Usopp: nO-!

Zoro: Maybe I'll find a worthy opponent.

Usopp: DON'T YOU ENCOURAGE HIM!

Robin: sounds exciting.

Sanji: LET'S GO!

Usopp: NOOO! WE AREN'T GOING TO A LETHAL LOOKING ISLAND WITH WHAT MAY BE A POISONOUS CLOUD OF GAS COVERING IT!

Nami: I- isn't that a bit farfetched?

Usopp: This is the gRAND LINE!

Nami: You have a point... Mabe wr shouldn't go the-

Robin: We'll most certainly find treasure.

Nami: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

Usopp: TRAITOR!

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Law: i seem to have forgotten your name.

Kid: WHAT?! But I'm FAMOUS! Well, Law, I forgot your name, too!

Law: *raises eyebrow*

Kid: realization

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Law, after explaining his plan for the 27th time: So did you understand this?

Luffy: yes.

Law: are you lying to me?

Luffy, voice breaking: yes.

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X Drake: not another word!

Law: *raises middle fingers* asgijghsvg

X Drake:

Hawkins:

Hawkins: I don't think that's a word

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Ace, angrily writing poetry into a notebook: Love is dead and never existed, All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering, You are the definition of dread

Marco, softly: Are you okay?

Ace: Thatch stole my fucking garlic bread

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Sanji, walking onto the deck: Sorry I'm late, I was... Doing things.

Zoro, on the verge of a panic attack: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Luffy, at 3am: if the kingdoms used some form of democracy, everything would be so much better.

Also Luffy, at 3am: iM A sQuIrReL

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Kaidou and Big Mom: *clash*

Shanks: we did it better!

Whitebeard: *from the afterlife* we sure did

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Marco: Not to be gay or anything, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Ace: What?

Marco: What?

Thatch: *eating popcorn* HE SAID HE'D FUCK YOU IF YOU ASKED!

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Usopp: I never knew the awkwardness of two of my friends becoming a couple before Zoro and Sanji happened.

Kaya: It's that bad?

Usopp: I swear, every time I'm near them, they start eating each others faces just to spite me. It's torture. I feel like I'm thirdwheeling 24/7.

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Zoro: No one has a crush on me.

Zoro: I'm too strong to be crushed.