Jeeb

My name is Lacey, I'm 22. I like people, places, and things. Twitter: @Preplaced

[yongmuney]

“again”

[amishsicario]

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[symphonicseauxl]

I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[historymemesftw]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[lost-space-cadet]

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

[pissvortex]

this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”

[pkpaulshow]

[justsomeantifas]

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

[invaderxan]

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion. 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

a guillotine is not enough, ma’am.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went back

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Lmao

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

“I want to go to Harvard because I really want to go to Harvard” “ACCEPTED!!”

[rashemibabe]

YOU COULDN’T EVEN PASS 7TH GRADE ENGLISH WITH AN ESSAY LIKE THAT WTF 🤨🤨🤨

[floororanges]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[mihari]

[cocainesocialist]

if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’

[cocainesocialist]

[yungxpapi]

ok honestly if you’re ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you’ll get a solid answer.