Till we meet again.

[zoesupreme]

Medieval peasant night at the thebitch house

[zoesupreme]

Venetian merchant night at the thebitch house

[valtsv]

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

[m-a-n-d-u-s-a]

[todaysbird]

what a way to end pride month

[unclefather]

true love is dead

[teddybearsandlightningstorms]

[unhingedkorean]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Holy fuck there's no chill at Gizmodo

[memewhore]

[landmoose]

[ghost-cassette]

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

[farmsuggestion]

farming tips

1 allow no bullshit (except literally

2 love your cow

3 shuck the corn

[farmsuggestion]

hey i said farming tips not farming rules

[cazame]

[leashedknight]

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

[toastbutteregg]

[mielemiele]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[alwaysbewoke]

[tinderventure]

Every time I use Tinder it is like….

[nonentityjr]

[discogranny]

girls night

[toskarin]

I have a bad habit of calling things "loathsome" if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn't that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said "loathsome juice..." under my breath without realizing that's not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing