"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I’ll be there in five minutes.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"That looked easier on TV."
"What are we doing here?"
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Why are you wearing that?"
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet.
❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜
❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜
❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜
❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜
❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜
❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜
❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜
❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜
❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜
❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜
❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜
❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜
❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜
❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜
❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜
❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
"That is—ugh. I’ll have to think about what that is."