ISLAND FANTASY

Catch me if you can, working on my tan.

[island-fantasy]

gibberish at the beginning of realiti: ishmerathmerithmere

me: (rips all my clothes off immediately)

[sexanax]

when ur sad but still wanna get nutted on

[realitytvgifs]

[biisousss]

[scottiedoesntknowher]

[pansoph]

[island-fantasy]

me: u wanna fuck me?

boy: hell yeah when?

me: ummmmm I was just checking

[trashboat]

when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it

[pinupgalore-lanadelrey]

Lana Del Rey at the premiere of “Freak”

[evilrashida]

remember when you was a little hunty and you learnt the sun was a star and you GAGGED???

[lanadelreying]

[thehauntedmansion2003]

name one other reality show in existence where the characters go to a séance and call up a spirit and then give that spirit a lower thirds credit

[cactiheart]

[6vi]

[island-fantasy]

on the first date with your crush

me: what's ur sign?

crush: im a gemini

me *starts grabbing all the nearby breadsticks*: i gotta go

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

grimes: *screaming at the top of her lungs smashing pots and pans together in the kitchen* 

me: 

[strain]