I remember the nightmare so you don't have to

[islebeescene]

18+, he/him.

DNI if you have a DNI in your bio

strengths: walks in a unique way, babies like to stare at me, grandparents like my driving

weaknesses: emotions, thinking about time-relativity, fire damage, boys kissing

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[islebeescene]

death-head's deal update... yay :)

[cadmium-free]

pretty sure it doesn’t work like this, but what do I know about the moon’s whims

[telumendils]

1x01: “Unauthorized Magic” / 2x13: “We Have Brought You Little Cakes”

I need you to tell them they were wrong about me. I need to show you something, and you need to promise me that you're not going to tell anyone. 'Cause you're the only person that I trust.

The Magicians (2015 - 2020)

[islebeescene]

it's so annoying that whenever you hire a bumbling fool manservant for sexual reasons you have to hire a regular one to clean up after him anyway

[telumendils]

[nixpunk]

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

[nixpunk]

i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.

[punkitt-is-here]

NO MORE MANLY TANK x WAIFISH BOTTOM HEALER WE ARE MAKING THAT TWINK DRAW AGGRO

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[raven6229]

its fine i didnt need to be normal anyway

blue genuinely has so much nuance to him, man. he all but confirms that he doesn't believe in flowery's ideology, but plays his role anyway as a show of love for asgore. he's the one to explain how the petal items work in the pink coin room saying that they know we should have them, and he also says hes okay with dancing for his own sake even is asgore won't see it, and he's the one to heal flowery and kris, and also he is down bad for the cowboy and i love this for him.

say nothing of how he gives us the indicting ribbon and makes us go on trial. my interpretation of this is that he understands we were not malicious in tricking yellow, and also wants to present us with the idea that not all misdeeds are born of malice while also making yellow feel better by letting him be a cowboy finding justice. for integrity, he really has a lot of goddamn ulterior motives!

im love him. hims love cowboy

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[agentduckorico]

You know, I really hate jokes about "how fast Demi Lovato dropped they/them pronouns" because like. A) they didn't. Demi has they/she listed on her social media pages. They still use they/them, and B) the reason they added she/her back and the reason you think Demi "dropped they/them" is because people are transphobic and exorsexist and never used their pronouns in the first place! It's literally because people were exorsexist to them.

[wokeuplaughing]

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

[seiishindraws]

a floradinn waving at you... florally... maybe even a little dinn-ly....