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Carøl, 22 I'm the human version of the first slice of bread. |-/

[laurabfernandez]

HILDA

Homage to the 50’s pinup Hilda with my beautiful friend María, who is damn proud of her body and is never scared to show it.

©2021laurabfernández

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I now Stan both Hilda and Maria

[codenamefinlandia]

AS WE ALL SHOULD

[scholarlou]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hwun]

Bye

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[nihilisa-frank]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[medievalmemery]

[vethox]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[stability]

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[cherrygrenade]

Remember that whole post that @i-am-a-fish​ made saying that ‘if you have knees, you are valid’ but then someone pointed out homophobes also have knees and then @i-am-a-fish​ replied ‘not for long’

Yeah. That. 

[themusicellecat]

@i-am-a-fish

did you take his knees ovo

[i-am-a-fish]

another day another knee

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the fact that in the truman show truman doesn’t know about the product placement is so funny. imagine you’re a coffee company and you spend thousands of dollars to have truman’s fake wife talk about how great it is and truman tries it and is like this coffee tastes like shit actually

[catasters]

[charlesoberonn]

“Describe your music taste”