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This man is a ticket for a heartache I want to break him bone for bone, Want to stab him all night long With a needle. Nothing but my heart aches I mean it when I say, get that jerk out of my way! I want to choke him, want to maltreat him, I want to squeeze him and break his neck, neck, neck, neck!
always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness
✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness
xharlequeen.
Her words settled heavier on Harley’s heart than she cared to admit, really, giving her own heart a little flutter at the way Pamela spoke about her effect on her. It made her knees threaten to wobble, a touch of color rising to her cheeks, and for a moment she felt like she was floating off the ground. Pamela had that effect on HER.
But she just laughed, grinning brightly, and nodded, throwing her arms around her girlfriend and hugging her tight. “That’s ALL I wanted ta hear!” It was silly, LAUGHABLE, the way jealousy made her feel WANTED.
Or, maybe not silly—or laughable even—maybe it was darker than that.
“Alls I want now is ta have sex on a bed a’ money. Think Selina could loan us some for a night? Or two? Or seven?”
That lilting laugh, the one that nourished her just as much as sunlight, brought a smile so broad to her face that her cheeks hurt. “And you wonder why you’re the only one I want close to me.”
Her arms found their home wrapped around Harley, holding her close as Ivy breathed deeply, taking in a scent that she’d come to associate with a concept she’d long ago abandoned (or so she thought): home. A place where she could put down roots without fear of them being ripped up, where she could breathe freely and the din and stench of the world around her didn’t sting at her pores.
“If she won’t, then we’ll go see the gazillionaire, TAKE his money, leave him HOGTIED in his underwear in his office, and come back here to make love on his piles of money. That way I can teach him a LESSON about hitting on women he’d have power over, you get to take him for all he’s worth, and Selina doesn’t call us gross for asking for a sex-money loan.”
She leaned back, nosing at Harley’s cheek before kissing her softly. “You turn me into a sentimental sap...I just can’t say no to you over something like this.”
i dont ask for much! just a gotham city sirens movie written and directed by women with costumes designed by women, in which harley punches the joker at least one (1) time before going back to her loving gf, poison ivy
xharlequeen.
“Why d’ya gotta crush my dreams before they happen? He might maybe know how ta turn a lady on. I only wanted him for his money, anyhow.” Or, at least, the slight power trip knowing a guy who COULD buy almost any pleasure he wanted, wanted HER. “What’s a gal supposed to do for fun around here when ya crush all her hard-earned dreams of landin’ a GAZILLIONAIRE?”
“Because.”
I care too deeply about you to watch you with someone who can’t measure up to even a FRACTION of who and what you are.
“If you want the thrill of bilking someone out of their money, it’s much more fun to find them in their natural habitat and draw them in with batted lashes and a sly grin, and you do it so well. After all, I fawn over you when you laugh, and you’re the only one who’s ever been able to make my heart flutter like autumn leaves on the wind when your hand brushes mine.”
Her gaze fell soft on Harley, the subtlest of smiles on her lips. “...and fine. Maybe I would be a LITTLE jealous. Are you happy?”
xharlequeen.
@isleymscphd from (x).
“What if I like a GAZILLIONAIRE hittin’ on me, huh? Ya gonna get JEALOUS?? Tell ‘im ta keep his grubby mitts offa me or else you’re give him what for?”
“I wouldn’t say I’d get JEALOUS. It would be closer to me wondering why you’d EVER choose someone like that would couldn’t understand you and likely has trouble turning on his his chauffeured car’s radio, let alone a woman. You deserve better than someone who likely feels he can buy any pleasure he desires.”
❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞
|| ᴹᵉᵐᵉ | ᴬᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗⁱⁿᵍ ||
“...You know, if you bring him by, I can convince him to give you a signing-bonus, a raise, and get him to keep his grubby hands off of you. It’d be similar to what we did with Edward, only more convenient because we wouldn’t have to look at his face every day.”
xharlequeen replied to your post: ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞
(harley voice) take me i’m urs
(ivy voice) -eyebrow waggle- taking u was the plan bby
❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞
|| ᴹᵉᵐᵉ | ᴬᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗⁱⁿᵍ ||
“If I hear gunshots, someone’s getting a bamboo chute up their ASS, I refuse to have our date ruined by some peon with a gun. Now, are we going to that Asian fusion restaurant, or the place on the waterfront?”
❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞
|| ᴹᵉᵐᵉ | ᴬᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗⁱⁿᵍ ||
Her mind went to a thousand different, wicked places, each thought bringing a deeper green to her cheeks. “Well, darling, I know a lot of different ways to dance, some elegant, some exotic, but the one I’m most fond of involves quite a bit of contact and VERY little clothing, and the only music I’ll need for this particular routine is that lovely voice of yours.”
the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters
tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence
❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you. ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞
“ that’s bad ”
|| ᴹᵉᵐᵉ | ᴬᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗⁱⁿᵍ ||
“I know...” The bruise throbbed, and her eye was trying to escape her head from the pressure around it, but the man who’d managed to get a lucky shot off on her had fared far worse-- though he’d make lovely fertilizer for her growing children in the woods outside the city limits. “I’ll be fine. Some time under the sun lamp and a bit of a soak in the tub, and it’ll be as if it never happened.”
two word starters
“ don’t stop ”
“ please don’t ”
“ don’t shoot ”
“ give it ”
“ shut up ”
“ damn it! ”
“ stop it! ”
“ you’re crazy ”
“ that’s insane ”
“ get out! ”
“ don’t leave ”
“ i’m tired ”
“ that’s bad ”
“ be honest ”
“ be careful ”
“ be nice ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ go home ”
“ watch it ”
“ fuck me ”
“ kiss me ”
“ we can’t… ”
“ we shouldn’t… ”
“ you’re perfect ”
“ that’s awful ”
|| I’ll be getting Ivy’s about done properly over the next couple days. There’s a lot of history to summarize, and I don’t want to have a wall of text, or to skip over/over-condense anything. So for now, her about redirects to her DC wiki page. I promise, soon it’ll be all nice and pretty!
SUGAR!! SPICE!! and NOT very NICE!! by luci
