Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?

A blog dedicated to searching for the cold, hard, always moving, never sleeping ginger truth: Michael Fassbender is a shark.

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When you’re a shark and the water calls you

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(x)

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shark in natural habitat lol

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family

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Skyping w/ the fam

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100% accurate that Michael Fassbender is infact a shark (his proper name is Sharkle Sharkbender

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Spot the difference…

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We here at "Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?" take our fangirling seriously

Girl, you in danger. 

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MICHAEL FASSBENDER

WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS THAT YOU ARE SHARKING YOUR DUTIES FOR (GET IT? SHARKING??? NOT SHIRKING HA) I HOPE IT'S WORTH IT

I AM KING TRITON I WILL RUIN YOUR SHARK KINGDOM

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Can Sharks Win Oscars? Fassbender Among 2014 Oscar Nominees.

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Joining Fassbender in the Best Supporting Actor category is Jared Leto in “Dallas Buyers Club” who won the Golden Globe in the same category. Other nominees include Barkhad Abdi (“Captain Philipps”), Bradley Cooper (“American Hustle”), and Jonah Hill (“The Wolf of Wall Street”).

From now on, Michael Fassbender will be referred to as Michael Fassbender, Academy Award nominee and shark. 

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Merry Magneto and a Happy Fassmas to Everyone and ALL!

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Because, you know. Sharks. 

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You stupid, beautiful shark man. 

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oops

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Girl, what. 

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I hope everyone enjoyed Shark Week like me~

And for a great finish have the most handsome and sexiest of all sharks

The one and only

Shark Emperor

Michael Fassbender

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Yes. 

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I think I need help when I see this uncompleted caption and automatically think that it says “Does Michael Fassbender Have Giant Penis?”

Well, does he?

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And yet we read it as "A set of gills?" 

Because this is "Is Michael Fassbender a Shark?" 

And the answer is always obviously. 

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Asking Michael Fassbender to autograph your shark is a ballsy move, unseen Internet stranger. A ballsy move indeed. 

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That awkward moment when your friend sends you a link to the Tumblr page you run about Michael Fassbender with the note that says "they think he's a shark too!"