silly goose juice

ele/dele, they/them ; 🇵🇹

[isnot-here]

Eu quero que a ministra do trabalho ** ****

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

[isnot-here]

I can't be the only person that can't for the life of them center images correctly with css right? Right? Right...?

[isnot-here]

Well that was a nothingburger

[isnot-here]

Today I was vacuuming and got emotional because there was a lot less cat hair around the house. The kibble is lasting a lot longer. Even when I went shopping, going through the wet food aisle made me sad, because it's all my kitty would eat on her last days.

I don't know, I just miss my baby a lot

[isnot-here]

A formação do IEFP acaba quarta FINALMENTE

[isnot-here]

Aqui há dias andei em troca de emails com a Wook pq queria mudar o email de acesso e os mfs só pararam de me tratar como um boomer iletrado quando disse que tive que mexer no html da página para ter acesso ao formulário

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[svantetic]

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[skeletalheartattack]

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

[dasebeleren]

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[silly-blue-gosling]

I love this so much

I love how it clarifies that the children are absolutely adorable

I love how it tells us that Grace is a teacher and that he belongs their and despite being light years from earth he is still the happy man he was back in his California classroom

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[alioopshi]

when the Project Hail Mary movie has Grace having the emotional crashout of the century passed out on the floor with a vodka IV when he realizes he’s completely alone in space and when it has Grace proudly announce that he and Carl are fathers when they figure out how the astrophage reproduce and when it has no greenscreens and real actual sets and an animation-augmented puppet rather than CGI and when it has an absolutely heart wrenching and touching funeral scene for Yao and Ilyukhina with greatly expanded eulogies and when it has Eva sing karaoke and when it shows how physically demanding the forces both inside and outside the ship are on the human body in space and when it has the touchdown pass of the galaxy and when it truly conveys the absolute fear and stress of making first contact particularly when you are just one human stranded so far from home and when it has Grace be able to really show Rocky what Earth is like inside the little environmental simulation orb room and when when it has multiple Rocky POV scenes so the audience can see how Eridians “see” with sound and when it has a gorgeous choral soundtrack and when it has Rocky wear BOTH outfits from the book and when it showed the absolute desperation and despair in Grace’s voice when he tries to run at the end and then gets sedated and put on the Hail Mary against his will and when it has Grace helping Rocky to heal after Rocky gets burned by the oxygenated atmosphere by building him a little heat lamp and when it has Eva see Rocky on the video they sent back to Earth on the beetles and she got Rocky’s little xenonite human sculpture gift and when it has Grace affectionately call the ship “Mary” and the nannybot “Armando” and when it has Grace get to actually visit Rocky’s ship by wearing a xenonite EVA suit and when it has not one but TWO hugs between Grace and Rocky and when it has Eridian voices singing in the outro/credits song and when it has all the emotional range of the book by being so funny and devastating and thrilling and hopeful

art by @saturn-is-sick !

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY