Assigned TesticleStrapOn Connoisseur At Birth

18 years young; He/Him (cause i am HIM); i did not consent to the creation of my fursona, yet i am grateful for his creation. throw in a they as some genderqueer seasoning

[lumpyflakycum]

We're in the kirkian times now, Twinky Winky

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[sm64mario]

A lot of you relating to this one!

we live in such'a kind world

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[pjackk]

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

[amihahnemphis]

Happy Pride Month🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Be free, be queer, be yourself, no matter where you’re from, you are beautiful! It’s also ok not to come out, your safety first! 🫶🏻

[official-gaara]

In memory of the fallen

[batmansdeadparents]

They really did this to him

[were--ralph]

U 34 and a furry

ill be 60 and one too

[furry-fey]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[i-merani]

[tim-official]

!!! SCROLL BACK UP !!!

that;s a post

[missstrogen]

Why are u lying that's an ad

[stiffyck]

Always muscles?

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[charl0ttan]

youve got enemies? good. that means theres somebody who is fundamentally less of a person than you up top✋

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[clementine-kesh]

a critique that always irks me a little is when people say a fictional gay male relationship is actually being written as a lesbian relationship, like first of all what does that even mean and second of all a good chunk of the time it seems like people are only saying that because the men are emotionally vulnerable with each other

[clementine-kesh]

many out there, even among my fellow lgbtqs, seem to hold a “hotcock” view of gay relationships

[ralfmaximus]

"I love you, champ. Chief. Slugger. Cap'n. King. Stud. Sparky. Dude. Junior. Buddy. Pal. Squirt. Spunky. Ace. Slappy. Boss. Hotcock."

[magicratfingers]

bc tumblr u dipshits

[guillotinedream]

why are we not talking about this bitch carrying a designer bindle on a stick. This is the millionaire homeless person of 1929

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

[plasticearring]