Assigned TesticleStrapOn Connoisseur At Birth

19 years young; He/Him (cause i am HIM); i did not consent to the creation of my fursona, yet i am grateful for his creation. throw in a they as some genderqueer seasoning

[lumpyflakycum]

We're in the kirkian times now, Twinky Winky

[lumpyflakycum]

Happy Birthday to me! ^w^

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[sailatina3]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

[matthgeek]

agreed. But glass? Pouring Gatorade into a glass is a level of classiness I had not previously perceived

[what-even-is-thiss]

I use the powder and I’ve gotta mix it in something

[snommelp]

Pour the powder in your mouth and gargle with water

[snommelp]

lol

[sofuton]

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[homophobla]

"GAY PEOPLE!"

"Um, Light, that's not how it works."

"HOMOSEXUALS!"

[bullmilf]

Not enough cow girl images are fat. It's cows. Be fatter

[bullmilf]

This post has already had some idiot arguing against cows being fat btw. Just in case you were wondering about the state of things

[pocket-deer-belly]

making my onlinepresence 1% more dutch by making more words into compoundwords when applicable by dutch grammaticalrules. my awesome new typingquirk

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[tall]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[victusinveritas]

[ralfmaximus]

Don't skip the final step! Do a search on your new character name to make sure it's not an egregiously offensive slur in some real human language.

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck