Look like Barbie, smoke like Marley

Dabs, weed, and glass.

[coralreefer420]

3 Ways Medical Marijuana May Help Pets

http://www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/medical-marijuana-pets-help/2015/07/20/id/658087

www.NewsNug.com 🎥 video recaps once a week Twitter/Facebook/IG: @newsnug #newsnug

[sativa-mermaid]

Be the successful stoner your parents told you didn't exist.

[runtrees]

this has always been my goal

[lushkittenn]

Fire OG

[hashhaze-blog]

Got this 10 gram nug yesterday when I reupped. Holy shit.

[brtineyspears]

can we just

[dumdolly]

FINALLY

JESUS I POINTED THIS OUT WAY TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES

[iso-highh-blog]

OMG YES SOMEONE ELSE

[nuug-life]

😋😋😋😋

[thursday]

[foxyliona]

[caducus]

Have some cute foxes, because sometimes that’s what you need.

[funnypicturesposts]

This is what happens when a cat toutches a plasma ball.

[ultracheese]

ELECTRIC TOEBEANS

[bayareadabs]

i think im going to stop by phytologie to get some more derbs!!!

[highasskitten-deactivated201604]

I wanna go!!!!

[thctara-deactivated20181224]

Chemdawg on top, Durban poison on the bottom 

[coral]

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

Rumi (via feellng)

[yquepasawuacho]

[theblackship]

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

[oxbutt-deactivated20140812]

THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Only Satan wouldn’t reblog this fucking gif.

[iso-highh-blog]

Clients from Hell.

Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

[4gifs]

[supermarioallstars]

When a customer is really rude

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I dont even watch the news cause its

DEATH!

MURDER!

PISS!

IN!

YOUR!

EYES!

A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!

THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

[nightlustrous]

i was already going to reblog this but then murder penguin