natural child, terrible child

@isobelaubrey; when i was seven, i broke my arm trying to do a sweet kickflip off of a slide.

[allie-cooper]

Let me see!

[isobelaubrey]

*holds up a pinecone* Loooook!

[allie-cooper]

How does a pinecone look like Abe Lincoln?

[isobelaubrey]

It does! I swear.

[isobelaubrey]

I found a pinecone today that looks like Abraham Lincoln.

[katelynfletcher]

I get told that I look like Mila Kunis a lot, though.

[isobelaubrey]

I can see that, but just a little.

[katelynfletcher]

I don’t see it.

[isobelaubrey]

Me neither.

[katelynfletcher]

I’m hardcore jamming to Lorde.

[isobelaubrey]

People say I look like her.

[isobelaubrey]

I found, like, four leaves in my hair. They've gotta be from... I dunno, six months ago, when I rolled around in some autumn leaves back home? What the hell, hair. Don't hold onto those things.

[allie-cooper]

Yeah! I wouldn’t wanna be anyone else’s. *tangles their fingers*

[isobelaubrey]

Yay. Best girlfriend in the world.

[allie-cooper]

When’s prom supposed to be?

[isobelaubrey]

Who knows. You'll be my date no matter what, right?

[ariellamaxwell-blog]

The ending of TV series make me cry

[isobelaubrey]

How I Met Your Mother?

[echomontgomery]

Animals are lucky I love them enough to go without eating them or their products. 

[isobelaubrey]

That's true. I don't like thinking about where my food comes from.

[echomontgomery]

Sometimes I miss the taste of corn dogs. Soy dogs are not the same.

[isobelaubrey]

Um, duh.

[isobelaubrey]

There are no good trees for climbing around here. This is stupid.

[allie-cooper]

I mean, I dunno, but you should wash him. 

[isobelaubrey]

Okay, if you say so. I should also probably give him a cage... And find out what lizards eat...

[allie-cooper]

She’s the youngest Kardashian sister.

[isobelaubrey]

Oh. You're still prettier.

[allie-cooper]

Did you wash him?

[isobelaubrey]

... No... Can lizards swim?

[allie-cooper]

You’re cuter! How was your day, Isobel? Anything fun happen?

[isobelaubrey]

It was okay. I found a lizard. I'm keeping it in my room. I named him Xavier.