I'll Be Watching You!

Indie Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls | Written by Alex | Established 03/09/14

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Muse’s Worst Traits

Tagged by @lmagungod

aggressive | callous | cannibal | careless | compulsive | cowardly | domineering | envious | greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | incompetent | kidnapper | lazy | liar | materialistic | murderer | obsessive | over-critical | over-emotional | patronizing | sarcastic | self-indulgent | serial-killer | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unpredictable | untidy | vain | vengeful

Tagging: uh. y’know, any of my like four active followers

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lmagungod:

          “ur mutants aint even fukin mutants!! dey were born dat way!! dat dont count u shithead!!!! n ur world endin partee wuz tame az hel, tbh. srsly. werez th fun in beatin da cops down rite offa bat?? datz half da party, aint no godam point! Koda Kid’s rolin in ‘iz grave.”

          “…altho, veenys prolly xpectin 2 much 4rom dis. im talkin 2 a fuk dat took 1bil yers 2 get a physical 4orm, n den culdnt even kep it 4 a month. fukin amateur hour rite here.”

“REGARDLESS - THEY’RE MY GUESTS. I’M NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT THEM ALL BY MOVING THE PARTY TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION JUST BECAUSE LIL OL’ VEENY CAN’T HANDLE A FEW MULTIDIMENSIONAL COPS.”

“AND I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO ANY BETTER. UNLIKE ME, YOU DON’T NEED TO WAIT FOR SOME CHUBBY LITTLE MAN CHILD TO SUMMON YOU FOR PETTY REVENGE - YOU CAN GO ON A KILLING SPREE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT. WHEN YOU’RE TRAPPED BEHIND DEALS AND ANCIENT RITUALS, COME TALK TO ME ABOUT AMATEUR HOUR, ALRIGHT?”

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lmagungod:

               “yeeeeea, bout dat, c. dis is where u an me got2 differ, man, cuz u kno wut da destructstrange did?? 4 me???? brot out a fuckton o popo ovr in my neighborhood, iz wat it did. n as im sure u knw v well, cops r fukin bastards.”

               “look, i aint arguin dat Da Freaky Shittening™’s got2 hapen, but ffs do it somewher else. world’s gona end w/o u doin shit n end up just as fuked up nywy. prolly even wors, tbh.”

“YEAH, MAYBE YOU’RE RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE MY UNIVERSAL SCALE PARTY OF MAYHEM TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.”

“OR JUST MAYBE, I COULD CONTINUE IT HERE ONCE I HAVE THE BREATHING ROOM, AND YOU CAN FIND A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE TO HANG OUT WITH GROSS MUTANTS IN. I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR APOCALYPSES NICE AND NUCLEAR, BUT THIS IS MY APOCALYPSE, AND MY GROSS MUTANTS.”

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lmagungod:

          “u kno, u hear lotsa tings in da mutliverse. but dat don’t mean any uv em are ttlly tru. lots a ppl like 2 spred rumors bout veeny.”

          “…but u know wut IZ tru?? oddpocalypse. howz tat 1 workin out 4 u? cuz as far as i can c, eart aint urz b-boy. n neither is dis shape.”

“YEAH, I MIGHT OF BEEN THINKING OF ANOTHER YOU - MAYBE THE BADLY DRAWN ONE.”

“AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WEIRDMAGEDDON WENT VERY WELL. WE HAD TO POSTPONE DUE TO TECHNICAL ERRORS HOWEVER, BUT ONCE I’VE KILLED ALL OF THEM, IT’LL BE BACK ON, NO PROBLEM.”

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lmagungod:

          “xcuse me? g i aint no ‘slayer’. i am he. da god of the gunz. y to the v to the–”

               Aaaaand there he goes.

“Y’SURE? LAST I HEARD, YOU KILLED THE LAST GUY, AND TOOK HIS-”

“... OK, NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT THAT WAS MEANT TO CONVEY - AREN’T AIRHORNS A HUMAN THING? YOU STEAL THOSE LIKE YOU STOLE MY LOOK?”

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“WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN’T THE FAMED ‘YOUNG VENUS’, SLAYER OF THE GUN GOD!”

“I’LL BE HONEST, SEEING ANOTHER TRIANGLE AROUND IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.”

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[COMEBACK TIME]

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i have... so many questions.....

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    “Oh? Well, I don’t give a damn. I come and go wherever I want, asshole. It’s not like you’re my ma or something. Besides, I shoot people up as I please.”

 To make his point clear, he shot his laser pistol up into the air, just as an attempt to frighten Bill, and probably accidentally shoot a passing by bird. He then proceeded to swap the weapon out for an airhorn, and then let it blare out.

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Bill flew back a little, watching as a mostly charred bird dropped out of the sky. If he’d known Yung Venuz was this damn careless, he probably would’ve just had him sucked into a black hole or something, but... Well, now he was here, might as well have some fun. Ignoring the horrible sound of the airhorn, Bill instead landed, pointing a finger at the airhorn.

“SO, YOU’RE A FAN OF GUNS, RIGHT? WHAT ABOUT EXPLOSIONS?” The demon laughed as he fired, the thin beam aimed directly at the can.

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      Oh, good. They actually did hurt him. As powerful as his bullets could be, this guy seemed just a tad too cocky for his liking. Y.V. was suddenly taken aback when the other was suddenly out of his vision. The moment he heard Bills voice behind him, he quickly turned around, both guns aimed right at the Dream Demons eye.

    “Damn right, demon. Who the hell did you think I was, a triangle who lied? Nah, I’m just a god who kicks ass.”

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“I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE, VENUZ. YOU’RE IN THE WRONG DIMENSION! SEE, I’M THE BIG BAD AROUND HERE, AND I DON’T NEED SOME GUN GOD COMING IN HERE AND SHOOTING THE PLACE UP!” He only flinched a little bit as he found himself staring down dual barrels, planning to just use the same old mindscape trick to dodge. Unfortunately though, if he wanted to fight back, he’d have to be in the real world - you can’t just pull a god into the mindscape unless they agreed to it.

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    “Oh, dese ain’t no normal guns, you wannabe. They’re not only made outta gold, but they’re about twice more powerful in my hands. So, you’re fucked. Bye, it wasn’t so nice talkin to ya!”

  And with that, several bullets and lasers were shot right at Bill, the rate of fire insanely high.

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“OH YEAH? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BECAUSE-” Oh. Oh he really wasn’t kidding. That hurt. Bill’s confidence dropped immediately under the sudden storm of pain, his arms swinging to the sides as he travelled to the mindscape, his body filled with holes.

“... AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH GOD, THAT HURTS! WHAT THE HELL ARE HIS BULLETS MADE OF, CONCENTRATED PAIN?!” The demon took a moment to compose himself, before moving behind Yung, moving back into the mortal realm, time resuming as normal. “ALRIGHT PAL, FUN’S, FUN, BUT THAT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE! AND I’VE BEEN ALIVE A LONG TIME, SO THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING! I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE A GOD!”

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      “Why da fuck would they put you on da dollah bill?? Did you threaten dem will your bullshit dream demon excuse? Dats cute. I’m surprised that I haven’t shot you yet…”

       Suddenly, golden guns appeared in both of his hands. A SMG in his right, and a laser pistol in his left.

“So I think Imma just gonna do that now ! ! !”

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“OH NO, GUNS? WHATEVER SHALL I, A DEMON WITHOUT CORPOREAL FORM DO AGAINST THAT? UNLESS YOUR BULLETS CAN SOMEHOW BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN DIMENSIONS, VENUS, I DOUBT VERY MUCH YOU’LL BE DOING MUCH WITH THOSE! BUT, JUST TO BE NICE, I’LL GIVE YOU A FREE SHOT!”

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    “Yeah, and gods kill demons. At least that’s what the internet says. Look, if you don’t fuck off, I’ll have to shoot ya down. With silver bullets, because you’re not even worth using gold bullets on. Also, you ain’t what inspired money. There are like, litterally a million Bills out there, fuckin idiot.”

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“I’VE BEEN AROUND SINCE BEFORE MONEY, GENIUS - AND IF YOU HADN’T NOTICED, I’M LITERALLY THE ALL SEEING EYE FOUND ON DOLLAR BILLS, OMNISCIENCE INCLUDED. I DIDN’T INSPIRE MONEY, NO, BUT WHY DO YOU THINK I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY DOLLAR BILL?”

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      “Bill?

  …Okay, dat’s the only good thing about ya. Your name. I’ll give you dat.

        But you ain’t stronger than me. You may have a bowtie, but Imma gun god.”

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“I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, YUNG VENUZ. I’M A DREAM DEMON, I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS. AND LET ME TELL YOU, BEING THE ‘GOD OF GUNS’ IS NOTHING ON ME. I’M MORE POWERFUL, AND I’M LITERALLY NAMED AFTER MONEY! OR, MORE ACCURATELY, MONEY IS NAMED AFTER ME.”

[monixvenus-deactivated20200831]

      “What da fuck???”

           “Who do ya think you are, you bowtie wearing pleb? I litterally have no idea who the fuck you are, and yet you’ve already pissed me off. You are amazing. Truly un-fucking-believable.”

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“FUNNILY ENOUGH, THAT SEEMS TO BE A RUNNING THEME WITH ME - NOBODY LIKES ME FIRST TIME, OR ANY TIME AFTER THAT!”

“ANYWAY, THE NAME’S BILL! BILL CIPHER. I’M BASICALLY YOU, BUT STRONGER!”

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isosceles-mxnster

       “Yo.

  I’ve heard you’ve been talkin shit about me. Is dis true, or not? I’m not lettin you off the hook for trash talkin me just because you’re a triangle, too.”

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“WELL WELL, IF IT ISN’T THE GOD OF GUNS HIMSELF! YUNG VENUS, AM I RIGHT?”

“ANYWAY YEAH, I’VE DEFINITELY SAID SOME STUFF ABOUT YOU, MOSTLY BAD. I COULD REPEAT IT ALL IF YOU WANT, MAYBE EVEN GIVE YOU THE OL’ SONG AND DANCE ALONG WITH IT!”

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“OK SO YOU ALL REMEMBER ME DYING, RIGHT? YEAH, WELL I GOT TIRED OF BEING DEAD, SO THAT’S DONE WITH. JUST GOTTA GET THROUGH A FEW LEGAL LOOPHOLES, AND I’LL BE RIGHT BACK IN THE MINDSCAPE WHERE I BELONG! AND REMEMBER KIDS - DREAM DEMONS ARE ETERNAL! AS LONG AS SOMEONE REMEMBERS THEM, THEY WILL CONTINUE TO EXIST!”