iSparkle. youShine.

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Contradictions in Adulthood #3

I'm a 28 year old woman and for the past 10 years my body has remained the same (give or take 10 pounds).

Am I the only girl who occasionally looks down at themselves and thinks "I have boobs"?

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#contradictionsinadulthood #2

I've been working my way up through the company here for 3 years. Today I got outsmarted by velcro.

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What if Death is just a confused guy trying to be nice? He's just a spirit walking around giving hugs to people he thinks need one, seconds later they die. Like, "look at that poor girl, she looks sad. I bet she could use a hug". Seconds later... "awe shucks. Not again!"

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Contradictions in Adulthood #1

A. I'm almost 30 years old

B. I just typed into Google "are tumbleweeds pokey"