[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[killhitleragain]

[guerrillatech]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[anphivenas]

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

[unpeeled-human]

FROM THIS

[unpeeled-human]

THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY HAS 20K NTOES WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSTIE

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[thedankmemes]

[the-knife-in-my-heart-deactivat]

i have so many feelings

i've tried to stop feeling

but it all comes back again and again

a bit worse than the time before

[guerrillatech]

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

[socialmaya]