isto4u

I write https://archiveofourown.org/users/isto4u/

[isto4u]

I’m making a list of my fics that I’m most proud of.

Convince Me Either Way: Set in Ep 4, what if Shane wants to have sex but doesn’t want to be sore the next day? Just the Tip?! Also first time not using condoms! For both of them!

Just the Tip: Scott Hunter is right next door, they have no lube and no condoms. They can’t fuck…. unless? (Horny Ilya begs for hole, comes instantly)

Talk a Big Game: Shane rides Ilya until Shane decides they’re done. This nearly kills Ilya. Oh well! (He loves it).

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Shane gets passed around like a blunt, but only Ilya is allowed to make him come. Features Wyatt, Troy and Luca only lol.

Just Keep Touching: Shane might be into sexual overstimulation and Ilya is more than happy to Give It A Go, anything to please his pervert husband.

Shane Hollander vs The Dildo: How did Shane wind up owning The Dildo? Let’s explore his first time.

Across the Line: Luca can’t come because of his new antidepressants. Shane and Ilya help him out (they talk him through it)

I Survived the Edging Olympics and All I Got Was a Fucking T-Shirt: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to tears but it’s actually really really funny because Hollanov are Freak4Freak

Slavic Dad Ilya Rozanov: Just because some of us have parents like this and I had a lot of fun writing it. Features cantankerous Ilya and laid back older Shane with their son who’s so embarrassed he might die.

Paul Baker Thinks Shane Hollander is Nasty at Hockey: Adults x Heated Rivalry Cross-Over One Shot that really is just for Me (also dedicated to Jack Innanen)

Belts and Braces: Married Hollanov CNC Pervert Games with spanking and ‘No Means Harder’

[isto4u]

i am so fucking bored of fandom discourse that is basically just stalking. no matter where i go online, there’s just dumb bullshit about the real lives of actors.

i just want this: i want to read fanfic, i want to write fanfic, i want to watch my show, i want to watch fun interviews.

i don’t want to hear about actors real lives or their friends or their fake instagrams or their parents or grandparents or whatever the fuck the discourse is. i used to have fun on twitter. i wanted to just talk to people about funny fic ideas or how Shane found his first dildo but nooooooooo my timeline gets flooded with bullshit about stuff i don’t care about.

and then awesome, i find more fic spaces, great! but people there are bullying authors. “oh i hate when people write this!” “oh some people shouldn’t have access to ao3” “oh im going to screenshot someone’s fic and blast it on fucking tiktok”

i’m so tired. i’m so tired. this isn’t my first fandom but i miss when fandoms were smaller and weren’t like…. allllllll this.

i don’t even think anyone will see this but if you do, can you tell me i’m not crazy? i feel so alone.

i want to write. i want to hang with writers. i want to meet perverts who love shane and ilya like i do. please. please. please. please get in touch. please tell me if you feel like this. i’m begging. please.

my ao3 is isto4u, come find me on there. let’s be freaks and let’s be friends

[isto4u]

writing fics is all heehee haha look at how i made these ken dolls kiss until your fic goes semi viral and now thousands of strangers know you have:

- a breeding kink,

- a sexual overestimation kink,

- a praise kink, and

- a just the tip kink.

free me from this prison that i built for myself

what would you do

nothing

nothing and just spiral

Voting ended onJun 7

[isto4u]

ilya “just the tip” rozanov and shane “just fucking come in me” hollander

fic: convince me either way

tags: 2014-2016 Montage in Episode: s01e04 Rose (Heated Rivalry) Barebacking Just the Tip actually just the tip Yearning situationship era hollanov Good Friend Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau pre-tuna melt POV Ilya Rozanov first time barebacking No Condom oh my god SPEAK TO EACH OTHER

[isto4u]

Ep 4 Montage Era Hollanov Fics (some of my faves)

• Ilya gets Shane to finally show him the dildo
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76195351

• Hot yearning sex before the tuna melt (absolute must-read)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77323081

• Playoffs = no sex… but they find other ways… what else could they do? 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83205616

• Shane’s knee is injured so Ilya has to be super gentle, shower him, and fuck him softly (ilya buys him snacks it’s so cute) 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79465576

• Ep 4 timeline: what if they do it raw (i love this) 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75982236

• Shane’s plug gets stuck (yearning era, not crack!!!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/77154396

• Ep 4 stair kiss montage cut scene, explained
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77512411

• Ilya’s STD tests come back negative so he immediately texts Shane to hit it raw (yes there’s a second one like this)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75617421

[isto4u]

I love your work so much!!!

thank youuuuuuuuuu!!!!

[isto4u]

Fuck it. Hollanovaas Fic where Ilya gets a vibrator on his tip after he comes.

I Survived the Edging Olympics and All I Got Was a Fucking T-Shirt by isto4u (me!)

[isto4u]

older Ilya at the supermarket texting Shane “show me ur hole” in dad-size-font so big the people in line behind him can see it

[fuckrozanov]

if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer

[isto4u]

Ilya, unbuckling his belt: I’m sorry

Shane, so horny he can’t think: What did you do?

ilya: No, for what I’m about to do

or: CNC Freak Pervert Hollanov play CNC Freak Pervert Games

Belts and Braces by isto4u

[isto4u]

Finished an 88k Heated Rivalry WIP. What do I do with myself now?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78122231/

[the-invisibility-bloke]

Neutral Zone | Hudson/Connor | E

It might’ve started when Jacob said get to know each other and Connor cocked his cocky head, flared his crocodile smile and said, “Like, biblically?” Or: What the hell are professional boundaries when you're doing OnlyFans On Ice?

I caved.

Read on AO3

[the-invisibility-bloke]

“Tell me.” “Tell you what? That I didn’t even touch my ex half as much as I touch you? That I don’t look at my other friends the way I look at you? The whole goddamn Internet can see it, but you can’t?”

Chapter 5/6

[isto4u]

Best RPF of all time I love them so bad your honour

[isto4u]

Filthy fic concept!

Shane and Ilya invite Luca over for a bit of fun. They ask him, “you like edging?”

Luca is like, sure! Sounds fun!

Anyways, he discovers that Shane and Ilya are fucking sex freaks. Shane and Ilya edge Luca until he’s literally sobbing.

Here ya go. That’s the fic. Please share so that other Hollanovaas lovers find it.

I Survived the Edging Olympics and All I Got Was a Fucking T-Shirt - isto4u

[isto4u]

Dear Tumblr People

When AO3 went down for a bit in January, I decided it was a sign to pick up the pen. I am not new to fandom or fanfic, so I decided to embark on a very very big journey. I was going to write a long-fic.

So the idea of Rookie Mistakes was born: I wanted to write an AU set in 2024-2025 where Shane is a young rookie (less of a massive superstar) and Ilya is his slightly older “buddy”. I wanted to write it as a rom com AU, what if things could work out in the end? What if they didn’t carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

Also who doesn’t love teammates to friends to friends with benefits to lovers? I EAT THAT UP.

So I sat down, literally, with a pen and paper and mapped it out. 25 chapters, I did the math and thought heck, I could do this in about 4.5 months, assuming I posted an average of about 1.5 times a week. I wasn’t going to make it this big serious fic, and also I’ve done long fics before so I know what is doable for me.

So I picked up the pen with some friends from another fandom and smashed out the first seven chapters over the course of a couple of weeks just so I could have a buffer. And Rookie Mistakes was born.

Part of it was also this: when I read the books, I wanted to write a Shane that was more in touch with his Japanese heritage, his sexuality, and his own confidence. I also like to think that a modern day Gen Z (like myself) would have a little bit more knowledge about sexuality and maybe be less afraid to experiment a little bit sexually.

So off I went. I planned out and invented a new Shane and Ilya, obviously based on canon but with my new twist. It gave me something to do when I was commuting or even as an alternative to doom scrolling.

There were times when I got really frustrated trying to map out a plot that wasn’t too angsty but still had some conflict, but heck, we got there in the end.

One of my favourite artists is a group called Tommy Lefroy, and in one song they sing, “Sometimes, as an exercise, I think everything’s gonna be alright.”

What if coming out wasn’t the insurmountable Everest that it is in the real world? What if it wasn’t so cataclysmic? What if no one gets outted?

It’s a very fluffy, smutty, naughty fic.

And as of next week, it’s going to be complete. It’ll be 25 full fucking chapters of a story. All for fun, all for free.

The last thing I want is my fic getting torn apart on TikTok (oh my god) but I think I trust the real fandom spaces to be kind, so I’m going to share it here.

So here it is. Currently 24/25 chapters, Rated E, around 83k words but it’ll be closer to 88k when I complete it.

Rookie Mistakes by Isto4u

[isto4u]

Hi ao3 won’t let me comment on stuff atm bc it hates me and my whimsy BUT I just read uhhhh several of your HR fics and can I just say. Your mind. Your mindddd!! Almost as big as Shane’s ahem (but not useless)

So so so good thank you for the delicious food 🙏🏻

awe thank you so much!!!!! I love to hear from people!! It means so much x

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry + text [communication experts / ?]

[bethnoir-fic]

Shane Hollander in fanfiction: crying, weeping, sad widdle boy

Shane Hollander ten pages into the book: the insides of my knees are bruised because that's how low and heavy my dick swings. You need bus fare, Rozanov?

[isto4u]

Hung Shane Truther: Shane Hollander, He/Hung

HUGE DICK SHANE. Big and Useless Shane Dick Fic