istolethebacon

God's in his heaven, all's right with the world

[innerengineercheesecake]

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[mecha-cthulhu]

Me rn

[thedapinna]

I like history, memes and American girl dolls. Here's the union of all these.

[jackaloperun]

[cubsha]

aw fuck, this isn't jimmy buffetts margaritaville

[doctor-bodacious]

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

[faultyparrot]

Tried my hand at a Drew Struzan-inspired movie poster design for Eddy Burback and Ted Nivison's Rainforest Cafe road trip. Took me two years of on and off work, and I learned a lot through the process so hopefully the next one can be faster.

[lizardsfromspace]

Friends, we have failed at our attempt to make Cracker Barrel woke, the primary goal of the left. Thus we must remake another classic themed restaurant in our image (woke). Here's my proposal:

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[quakerjoe]

[occidentalist]

Every UK and Irish news outlet rn is opting for bullshit euphemisms like “unrest” and pussyfooting around calling what just happened in Belfast what it fucking was; a pogrom. Nazis attempted a pogrom of (primarily black African) migrants.

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[hbbisenieks]

normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

[ignescent]

If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.

[segamascott]