The Mayoi Snail

Hi, I'm hachi.

[fernalredart]

Daisy I drew as part of an art trade on Bluesky

[isucktoesforreal]

A little catchup on the past few years

This post is gonna be pretty long and no im not hiding it under a tldr. SO Im 30 now, im a cis man but I'm genderfluid im somewhat AGP in my personal time and if you're trans or anything related or in that spectrum you are safe on my page and in my dms/asks. Im not a transwoman but I support my sisters thoroughly. You may refer to me as they/them/she/her I am comfortable with most pronouns.

***do not refer to me as a he/him***

Im more left leaning in terms of political policy and if you're bigoted i will tell you to shut up. Quite honestly I dont tolerate that. Anyways, when I made this page I was 12, I've been on tumblr since it poofed itself into existence. I kind of left and went to twitter after the NSFW ban happened. All my moots left and I saw no activity on the dashboard so I left. Im not as large over there but i've never cared about followers. Just sharing funny things and stuff that makes me happy

Since i left my life or rather I took a turn for the worse. I became an alcoholic at 19 and have been ever since, Im currently recovering but being honest im failing myself as a recovering addict as I type this post. Ive been in 5 different psych wards, diagnosed with depression. Almost killed myself well over 300 times, I used to play russian roulette in the parking lot at work on my lunch breaks. I used to be fat and hate myself i was 300lbs when I was 25. The heaviest I'd ever been. And I took that personally and over the next two years lost 135 lbs and got extremely fit and was finally able to say I loved myself when I looked into a mirror.

Fast forward to now, I went to jail back in 2022 for an incident involving a firearm and alcohol. I did six months on a 2 year sentence and served out the rest of my sentence on parole. I am currently a a registered felon, I've had to restart my life several times not only due to my own mistakes but being taken advantage of in some of the most vulnerable and critical moments in my life. So I guess im just posting this to give you all and update and share a bit about myself. I've always been really transparent over the years. Figured I'd share a little.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[make-do5]

[isucktoesforreal]

:3 meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow

[isucktoesforreal]

Gonna try to be more active here tbh. Twitter has become kind of a cesspool of awful people and bots. I wish the mass exodus from here never happened. Like it used to be so vibrant.

[isucktoesforreal]

:3 meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow

[isucktoesforreal]

Still not very active here. Still on twitter until it finally dies lol and discord

[isucktoesforreal]

How is everyone

[aviyne]

Succubus Penny

[lalalychee]

oh you know, just the usual 11:24pm vibe of wishing i was dead and praying to whoever the fuck that i don't wake up in the morning

[lalalychee]

oh you know, just the usual 8:56am vibe of waking up crying because i didn't die in my sleep and now have to live another day

[lalalychee]

i started a patreon

hi, i'm autumn, aka lalalychee. i am a call center representative by day, and a photorealism painter by night. here's one of my paintings:

neither my day job or painting are things i am able to do as much as i'd like due to being physically disabled with stage 3 CRPS and a connective tissue disease. my health has resulted in a constant stream of medical bills that i frankly cannot afford on top of my regular bills, and i need help. my patreon is a way for you to chip in anything at all to help me get by. things have gotten so hard. in return, i will post kinda whatever you want, i guess! painting works-in-progress, makeup tutorials, life updates, i dunno! let me know what you want to see and i will do my very best to earn my keep. i just want to stay afloat financially without feeling like i'm going to puke every time i get a medical bill. i currently see 4 specialists in addition to my family doctor and i feel like i'm drowning.

please consider helping out

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paintings

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

this is so fuckin funny

[aokozaki]

"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]

[kushblazer666]

[pussypoptart]

i forgot my tumblr page is mostly softcore/straight up furry porn and i just flashbanged another student behind me with giant fox tits

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

giant fox tits? where

[drfidelis]

can’t just tell us about this and not show the giant fox tits for the rest of us to get a better idea of the problem OP.

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[homoluigi]

[miamitu-illust]

when the sunbeam hits JUST right