[minfonica]

[birlinterrupted]

[officialweatherwax]

"We can't fight this year's round of global warming-induced wildfires because the prison slave laborers we would normally sacrifice to fight the fires have instead succumbed to the plague". Is 2020 even real?

[afronerdism]

Say slave labor with your whole chest please.

[wander-in-arda]

He did it again!

[toastbutteregg]

[local-graveyard]

[notvoid]

[ottermatopoeia]

[rslashrats]

[optical-disillusion]

[optical-disillusion]

[ghostlymoonmoth-deactivated2023]

[the-real-daphne-blake]

Sorry I’ve been so inactive I was at the circus

[scorcesebabymama]

you mean at home?

[the-real-daphne-blake]

In the future you will stand at the grave of god, which I dug, weeping and I will be the only creature you will be able to answer to. You will beg for death but due to what you said today, I will deprive you of that luxury

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[midvalkyrie]

[dailytwitterposts]

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

[minyoongislaysme]

THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀

[buckyskywalker-deactivated20200]

She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.

[darthbeans]

oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio

[buckyskywalker-deactivated20200]

joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.

[kitbulls]

[skipuru]

[dulcetcrossing]

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

[jandjsalmon]

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

I’d cry 😢

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

[thequantumqueer]

i used to be that dude and lemme tell you, he did that shit on purpose and the bullshit about not understanding why shes upset is purely a tactic to get away with it by making her seem like the unreasonable one.

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down