Fuck It

Sammy-Bammy

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[thatsthat24]

Never Know What You’re Gonna Get ❄️

[weirdmageddon]

theres this cat on twitter named luna i cant stop thinking about because her resting face always looks so distraught and anxious i love her

these are the eyes of someone who has seen too much i wish this poor soul the best

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[badassdemonsword]

if you comment some shit like “eww kill it with fire” on a video showing off some cool bugs or something your meat is probably small

[chrishallbeck]

The Riddler.

Chrishallbeckstore.Com 

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[losferwords]

[d-exclamation]

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

[ratbeast]

Someones been anonymously 3d printing and hiding pokemon all over my campus, placed strategically in the different pokestops… I’m currently reliving the pure, wholesome, unrestrained excitement that i felt when the game first launched. I’m spending the rest of my weekend searching for these boys

[dustofinsanity]

♡ Hamster’s life by gottehamham part 1 ♡

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[end0skeletal-undead]

A stargazer fish emerging from its sandy resting place, caught on camera by diver Will Soo in the bay of Blairgowrie Pier, Melbourne, Australia. (via DailyMail)

Stargazer fish are so named for their eyes, which are located on top of their head. They bury themselves in sand, exposing only their eyes, and lie in wait to ambush prey. All species are venomous, and some species can even administer an electric shock to their prey.

[catasters]

[teathattast]

[julcheninred]

So. My cardstock was on deep sale today at the craft store, so I apologized reflexively to the cashier as I put a hundred sheets of it in front of her. She raised her eyebrows. “Cardmaking? Scrapbooking?” “Fanart,” I said. “Oh!” she nodded. When we were done, she waved me off brightly, and said, “Have fun making fans!” In gratitude and appreciation of the cashier who doesn’t know what fanart is but was chill about ringing up a hundred sheets of cardstock, I made this silly pun. ❤️