Sharp Rocks at the Bottom

Disney. Sci fi. Humor. The personal struggles of a "friend" who is definitely real who lives in Canada (you wouldn't know them) as they write novels that they will certainly never reveal to their family.

[doodlingleluke]

in which barclay is literally me

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[awed-frog]

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

[prime-tiktoks]

[magicallarynx]

Absolutely obsessed with this reply..... oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

[silverquillsideas]

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️

[neil-gaiman]

Utterly accurate.

[kittyknowsthings]

reblogging again because when the neilman says it too it feels extra supportive

[humanoidhistory]

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

[blackpyrefly]

fucking cringe

[snuv]

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

[hankdali]

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[nicolauda]

prince phillip is dead and the newsreader was like “this has come as a shock to many” babe where have you BEEN

[politedemon]

[flimflix]

‘’Prince Phillip’s up there with good ol Maggie now!’‘

[theinsects]

i hope princess diana is waiting for philip at the gates with a double barrel shotgun. get him girl.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Buckingham Palace: Good news, everyone, we're going to schedule a a few sessions for the royal family to complete some diversity and inclusion training!

Prince Philip:

[ayeforscotland]

One way to do it.

[nyeowmyeow]

my handsome baby

[starfleetspacecadet]

incorrectquote.mp4

[the-prince-of-tides]

[futubanderacl]

[curlicuetruth]

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[corona-the-nightcutter]

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

[bjornwilde]

Forget T pose.

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

op this provides no context

[nyanbinyuri]

op this is negative context