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"Well, that's just like them. And I suppose they are skulking outside, and your job is to do all the dangerous work and get what you can when I'm not looking - for them? And you will get a fair share? Don't you believe it! If you get off alive, you will be lucky."

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That is the effect that dragon-talk has on the inexperienced. Bilbo of course ought to have been on his guard; but Smaug had rather an overwhelming personality.

The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien

meaniezucchini

the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

thecrowsinkwell

Arwen + Aragorn <3

lyragoth

As kind as summer

Elros & Elrond

powermetalhag

Some lingo from a Frodo fansite circa 2004

frodoandsam

I say we should bring these back

frodoandsam

Part two:

sourvape-deactivated20251109

yr-tiktok-mom

onceuponatimeinerebor

I'm literally so obsessed with this guy.

He finds these tiktoks of people freaking out about things they see on airplanes and explains why it's fine and then EVERY SINGLE TIME he goes of on a really long, extremely detailed tangent about Lord of the Rings lore before casually going back to his original topic just before the video ends.

Can you imagine being that intensely knowledgeable about aeronautics and still having enough brain space left to remember every detail of the lore from a fictional series of novals that's so exspansive they teach university level classes about it?

uncahier

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

earhartsease

you'd have to have the one human play gollum because nobody's going to watch a muppet burn up in the lava (or is it magma when it's still in the mountain? a question we can't seem to let go of)