dadposting

30s ▪︎ trans ▪︎ they/them

[swarnpert]

[carpfromhell]

Robert Budzinski has the right idea.

I love everything bout this.

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[screenshotsofdespair]

[grimark]

tuunbaq should be in season 2 of heated rivalry

[crimethinc]

To celebrate the reprinting of our anarchist cookbook Recipes for Disaster, we present a guide to installing unsanctioned mosaics in asphalt streets and parking lots:

http://crimethinc.com/asphaltmosaics

Some people know of these as the mysterious "Toynbee Tiles," the stuff of urban legend. Our researchers cracked the method two decades ago. Ever since then, we have been trying to make these as ubiquitous as spray-paint.

Can you help?

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[droidcore]

> Windows 95 has a 3D screensaver that plays a first-person animation of navigating a brick maze.

> What's important about this screensaver is that it is not an animation, but rather a fully computer-operated 3D game, complete with control mapping that was just never used.

> What you watch is actually live gameplay footage of your computer; it's not pre-recorded.

> AKA, the programmers gave their computers something to do in-between user sessions so it wouldn't get bored. Also, the idea of hanging out with your computer while it plays its own little flash games?? Adorable. 10/10

[wuntrum]

utility pole paintings for april / may / june !

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[thegroovyarchives]

70's Kitchen Design From the January, 1976 issue of Better Homes and Gardens magazine

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[lookwhatijustfound-blog]

Notebook Paper Crochet Blanket

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[ralfmaximus]

“Clearly Watson, that woman is an alcoholic”