... to have my heart broken by you

Tal / 16. Multy fandom but mostly about One Direction and Supernatural. You can also find here: Teen Wolf, Sherlock, Doctor Who, TFIOS, Hannibal, and random posts.

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

i think anyone who has ever used the internet has came across this photo at least once 

[seriousjones]

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

[naamahdarling]

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

[it-would-be-a-privilegee]

me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule

me: this will be fine

arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

a modern day hero

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[thescienceofjohnlock]

[vicforprez]

[regulative]

[mashable]

[onemindtwobodies]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that glasses suggest smartness when they just mean you have broken eyes

[vyvancianmagic]

My eyes are broken because I SCIENCED too hard

[intoasylum]

[artemisiaofhalicarnassus]

#squad

[it-would-be-a-privilegee]

15 year olds: I am so wise beyond my years... growing up is so *sniffles* tragic....I understand pain

20 year olds: what the fuck is happening

[it-would-be-a-privilegee]

Me: *using a ouija board*

Me: danny phantom if ur here...

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Cats aren’t as useless as everyone says.” -Brandon Kutzke

[love-personal]