Amogi

Stick and Rock enthusiast. Ripe old age of 25. I make things up.

[callese]

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

[carolinecrane]

PDFDrive stopped working a couple months ago, but you can try oceanofpdf.com instead.

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[lewadny]

The promise

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[bulkhummus]

the eridians have this beautiful, transcendant concept called the thrum where they come together to form a hive mind in order to discuss scholarly pursuits and solve their peoples greatest issues which resulted in them building a space ship to save their planet

and the human race has eva stratt with her two cups of coffee

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[loxosceleslolo]

me trying to explain to the "Godwyn and Ranni were engaged and that's why she killed him" bros what a trousseau chest is and why Ranni would have had one, the fact that Godwyn was probably already married with children of his own (Godrick is descended from Godfrey and Marika and Godwyn is the only recognized child of that union), and the fact that Ranni is politically savvy and smart enough to target the one guy in the Golden Order who could unite a bunch of disparate factions under his banner when her plans inevitably start a a war...

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[amogii]

Me and my wife like to eat with our hands, my guess is that we just dont know how to be fancy

Anyhow, the problem with hand eating is that they get very messy and greasy quickly. So you can do the moving hair out of someone's face after you were knuckle deep in a burger, yaknow?

Anothwr thing is that your lips get caked in the same stuff so you cant exactly kiss someone without spreading burger juices everywhere.

So a novel solution my wife came up with was bashing her skull against me as a way to show affection. When our hands are dirty, full, or otherwise tucked away, we tend to gently bump the top of our heads against the shoulder or chest of the other person.

I like it. Its very cute seeing my wife do bird things

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[voidartisan]

honestly funniest concept for Ahsoka and Korkie is her mentioning she knows obi-wan and Korkie immediately gushing bc that’s OBI-WAN. This is the Jedi he grew up on bedtime stories about and he’s so excited and then Ashoka’s like “idk I once saw him dump the remnants of a hip flask of Correlian whiskey into his thermos of tea and then down the whole thing in less than five seconds” and korkie’s just like “that’s ✨AMAZING✨ anyway I bet you’ve seen holos of him from when he was younger do you think we look alike?”

[nyx-lyris]

i love that literally the entire clone wars fandom has just decided that obi wan is korkie’s dad

[amogii]

If memory serves me right they say hes Satines nephew however there doesnt seem to be a cousin that could have spawned him and Bo Katan has no bussniess getting any action pre imperial era.

[voidartisan]

honestly funniest concept for Ahsoka and Korkie is her mentioning she knows obi-wan and Korkie immediately gushing bc that’s OBI-WAN. This is the Jedi he grew up on bedtime stories about and he’s so excited and then Ashoka’s like “idk I once saw him dump the remnants of a hip flask of Correlian whiskey into his thermos of tea and then down the whole thing in less than five seconds” and korkie’s just like “that’s ✨AMAZING✨ anyway I bet you’ve seen holos of him from when he was younger do you think we look alike?”

[nyx-lyris]

i love that literally the entire clone wars fandom has just decided that obi wan is korkie’s dad

[amogii]

My wife has a new favorite bit with me where she goes "can we afford that?"with the biggest puppy eyes and the little meerkat hand motions over something thats like 4 bucks and im just standing there like "yeah?"