black mischief.

ind. kuroo tetsurou / written by cez.

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CHARACTER STATS

(  BOLD all that applies.  )

WEALTH

$  financial.    //    wealthy  /  moderate  /  poor  / in poverty ✚  medical.    //    fit /  moderate  /  sickly  /  disadvantaged  /  disabled  /  not applicable ✪  class.    //   upper  /  middle-working  /  poor  /  slave  /  unsure ✔  education.    //    qualified  /  unqualified /  studying  /  other ✖  criminal record.    //    yes, for major crimes  /  yes, for minor crimes  /  no  / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet   (   see headcanon.  )

FAMILY

◒  children.    //    has one or more children  /  has no children  /  wants children  /  does not want children  /   verse dependent ◑  relationship with family.    //   close with sibling(s)  /  not close with sibling(s) /  has no siblings /  siblings are deceased ◔  affiliation.    //     orphaned  /  adopted  /  disowned  /  raised by birth parent(s)  /  not applicable

TRAITS  +  TENDENCIES

♦  extrovert //  introvert // in between ♦  disorganized  //  organized  // in between ♦  close-minded  //  open-minded //   in between ♦  calm  //  anxious  // in between ♦  disagreeable  //  agreeable  //  in between ♦ cautious  // reckless  //  in between ♦ patient  //  impatient  //  in between ♦  outspoken  //  reserved  // in between ♦  leader //  follower  // in between ♦  empathetic  //  indifferent  //  in between ♦  optimistic  //  pessimistic  // in between ♦  traditional  //  modern  //  in between ♦  hardworking //  lazy  //  in between ♦  cultured  //  uncultured  // in between ♦ loyal //  disloyal  //  in between ♦  faithful  //  unfaithful  //  in between

BELIEFS  

★  faith.    //    monotheist  /  polytheist  /  atheist  /  agnostic  / it’s complicated ☆  belief in ghosts or spirits.    //    yes  /  no  /  don’t know  /  don’t care ✮  belief in an afterlife.    //    yes  /  no  / don’t know  /  don’t care ✯  belief in reincarnation.    //   yes /  no  /  don’t know  / don’t care ❃  belief in aliens.    //    yes /  no  /  don’t know  /  don’t care ❀  philosophical.    //    yes  /  no  /  sometimes

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION  

❤  sexuality.     //    heterosexual  /  homosexual  /  bisexual  /  asexual  /  pansexual  /  demisexual /  ??? ❥  sex.    //    sex repulsed  /  sex neutral  / sex favorable ♥  romance.    //    romance repulsed  / romance neutral  / romance favorable ❣  sexually.    //    adventurous  / experienced  /  naive  /  inexperienced  /  curious  /  inhibited ⚧  potential sexual partners.    //    male  /  female  /  other  /  none  /  all ⚧  potential romantic partners.    //    male  /  female  /  other  /  none  /  all

ABILITIES  

☠  combat skills.    //    excellent  / good  /  moderate /  poor  /  none ≡  literacy skills.    //   excellent  /  good  /  moderate  /  poor  /  none ✍  artistic skills.    //    excellent  /  good  /  moderate  / poor  /  none ✂  technical skills.    //    excellent  /  good /  moderate  /  poor  /  none

HABITS  

☕  drinking alcohol.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess ☁  smoking.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess ✿  other narcotics.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess ✌  medicinal drugs.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess ☻ indulgent in food.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess $  splurge spending.    //    never  /  sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess ♣  gambling.    //    never  / sometimes  /  frequently  /  to excess

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Cats on a couch

or: the HQ!! x Pokémon AU I can’t seem to get out of my head

more HQ!!xPokémon

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it was 44 degrees today and i Felt it

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       HC  //  used to be heavily into parkour  &  rooftopping.  kuroo would trespass onto business owned properties just so he could sneak to the roof where he would just be in his own world listening to music or exercising while the entire tokyo is lit up around him.  he can’t find the time to do this in his 3rd year but if asked, he would show his photography from shinjuku & roppongi roofs.

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Finally!!! I finished my Nekoma/KuroKen artwork dedication before the Nekoma Arc Ends!! Thank you, all of Nekoma, for giving me all these amazing feelings for the past few weeks. Thank you Furudate-sensei, for creating such an amazing series that I love dearly from the bottom of my heart… I love Nekoma so much!! ♥♥♥ ( ಥ‿ಥ )

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kondou shouri being the model he is

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how does kuroo canonically wake up at 5 am for runs every day

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“There there, kitten. Let’s get you some hot cocoa and a PSP.”

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HARD ASS CHICK.

               ‘   heh,     ’      a tiny,  old man laugh shook her shoulders in a shrug like manner before slipping her trusty yoghurt spoon into the pocket of her sweatpants   &  setting her near finished breakfast down on the ground.   stepping forward sachi wastes no time with  non existent inhibition or manners  before hoisting herself up squarely onto his shoulders.      ‘   up  &  at ‘em,  we got this !   ’

             upon reaching loftier heights it was not such a simple operation,  unsurprisingly the cat was more or less  UNCOOPERATIVE.  as cute as he was fierce.      ‘   yeah, you’re not gonna like this bud,   ’     the trick,  she had discovered from years of cat parenthood,  was not waiting for the cat to calm down.  that was never going to happen.  quick, firm movements, a take no shit hold   &  gritting teeth through the claws   —   even as they sank through your cardigan   &  into your flesh.          ‘  oh,  ohhh, oh you cunnnttttt —–   ’       despite the name calling there was no heat behind her words,  cursing out of   PAIN  rather than  anger.   

       ‘   string bean,  come in string bean,  the target ha — has been acquired,    ’      the feline,  as if to punctuate her sentence let out a   HISS,  attempting to wriggle out of her grasp but to no avail,  which only resulted in more loud protests.     ‘  requesting descent back to planet earth,  deploy the   CROUCH !   ’

          it’s a beautiful scene:   two strangers coming together with the noble mission to unite forces to rescue a cat whose owner has been so desperate to find.   kuroo’s cared for plenty of cats while growing up  &  he knows the feeling of  heartache  when one goes missing all too well.   he’s grateful this stranger is just as eager as him to save another feline  &  as a wise man once said:   a person that loves cats is a person to be trusted. 

         with the missing troublemaker secured in her hands,  commotion begins to arise  &  he finds it difficult to ensure she was not about to fall off his back without grabbing her firmly by the ankles.   ‘   oi,  i’ll need you to stop flailing,  it’s----   ‘

        he is interrupted by a severe scratch to the face as the cat’s back limbs reach just low enough to stick their claws in his forehead.   MMMM.   he bites the groan of pain  (  at least it’s not the eye !  )   &  crouches down as per previously requested so that she can get off his shoulders.   ‘   that cat’s a  motherfucker.   ‘   

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HIPSNERD.

“that’s what you get for staying up so late last night Tetsu!!” he’s already settled there. they’re not moving unless kuroo would do the unthinkable and leave him be on his own. afterall they’ve been eating together for all these years. 

  ‘   cus i could hear your fucking  starwars  shit all the way from my room !   ‘   beep boop all night.   he wonders if oikawa goes to sleep listening to a r2d2 beeps compilation.   back to the issue of their lunch location   -   despite the kid picking his nose just a few feet from their bench, he sits down  &  opens his curry takeaway.     ‘   fancy going roppongi tonight ?   ‘

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YOUNGIN’.

         ❛❛ i  train  away  from  the  crowd.  it’s  not  that…     i  don’t  want  to  stand  out  but  i’m  afraid  of  making  myself  look…     weak.  i  want  to  be  strong  like  tsukki. ❜❜

       ‘    no one wants to look weak,  it’s why you get on the court  &  do your best to look strong.   i mean. . .     ‘    he looks behind at lev’s  endless failures  at spiking each ball tossed his way.    ‘   exhibit A.   ‘

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Kondou Shouri (Kuroo’s stage actor): “Do you know about kabedon?”

requested by Anonymous

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PREP.

          ❝ I am. These are my court shoes. Like them ??? ❞

      ‘   don’t hate them,   but the court is not really the place for a  catwalk  so i think i’ll stick to my adidas.   ‘

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Hey! Here’s a quick doodle of Kuroo I did today! The reason for my lack of art recently is because I have been working on a commission for a girl I know and it has taken up my entire free time.

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university verse    -   university of tokyo

x.  bachelor of science in biochemistry   /  faculty of science.  

x.  he’s on sports & academics scholarships which help with the high cost of accommodation in student halls ( he’s wanted to live on his own since he turned 18 but his mother did not approve until he graduated school )

x.  initially wanted to study medicine or pharmaceutics due to the prestige associated with them.  he later decided that he should follow his passion for chemistry & specialise in it.

x.  plays in the university volleyball society but he doesn’t get to play in the advanced teams until his 2nd year after his upperclassmen graduate or leave the society. 

x.  he lives in the same student halls as bokuto & oikawa, in a flat shared by 10 people.  it has a spacious kitchen, two lounge rooms, a balcony & the bedrooms are modestly sized so the place only feels crowded during party nights.

x.  he’s an organised student with schedules, charts and to do lists all over his room but when finals approach, he turns into a zombie that runs on caffeine & rage alone. do not speak to him during this time. he is no longer the man he used to be, but an empty vessel of a tormented soul. he sniffs kids’ glue to cope during the exam period. ( spoiler: it doesn’t work. )

x.  his flat gets the most complaints.  while kuroo’s room is clean, the shared rooms are a disaster as 10 boys, more or less stable, struggle with independence & cooking for themselves for the first time ever. for him, independence is no problem: he’s already skilled in taking care of himself, tidying up, cooking & generally just being a self-sufficient guy, but for most of his flatmates, the change is too much & many end up leaving throughout the year only to be replaced by new people. as such, kuroo sticks to his friends & doesn’t bother getting to know the newcomers.

x.  he really gets into the rock scene at this point. his fashion style gets darker & grungier & a new found for metal chains is adopted in his attire. chokers suddenly sound like a good idea & tattoos sound appealing again. this lasts until his 3rd year when he begins to tone down & decrease the number of piercings, remove the chains, get jeans that aren’t ripped, stop the hair from obstructing his right eye. hell, he might even wear a suit from time to time.  slowly, he’s becoming a man.

x.  also he gets to explore with his sexuality :3

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   ‘   you can’t possibly be wearing  gucci  shoes to play volleyball !!   ‘   @hisdeceit /  sc.